My (boy) tuxedo cat looks SO CUTE in the pink carrier. The (girl) tabby doesn’t stand out in either the pink or the blue (literally the only 2  colors available the day I bought new carriers).

The other 90% of the former Cocaine Fund probably went to her Co$ classes.

Incorrect! It’s so yummy that we turn around and eat the exact same thing again a month later for Christmas.

This is the downer comment I thought I was going to have to post! 

Pneumonic plague is way more contagious and this info was kept on lock-down for about 10 days.  (Hey, maybe keep this crazy-contagious disease in the backwater hospital rather than sending it to your largest city.)

My grandfather grew up around Detroit and did not keep things at home. I thought he was going to get a beating when we were at a gas station in the city. I got back in the car and told him that when the cops arrived, I was going to side with everyone else and say it was justifiable homicide.

(He’s been dead for almost…

Life is too short for unsalted butter.  I NEEDS ALL THE SALTS.

My racist grandfather would 100% insist that Jews are not white. Also, Russians are just as white as Greeks and Eye-talians (so, not).

I’m continuing to wait because there is construction at the intersection right after the local Popeye’s.  You can plug the lane all you want to turn in but good luck getting back into the single lane of traffic on the way out.

My parents were convinced that my recurring ear infections were from milk so when I had cereal, it was always with apple juice. On the odd occasion that I was Rice Crispies, only juice will do.

(Funny how getting your tonsils out fixes those ear problems.)

Turkey is delicious and should replace all chicken-based meals.

I bought some Ribena in London in June and I don’t want to drink them because then they’ll be gone.

Right?!  Stafford isn’t going to magically regenerate a new spine in a week.  I’m all for this.

Which has saved me thousands of dollars in the last 20 years since I can only buy “man” colors and not print and tinfoil-esque ones that I crave.

My boss brings a bunch of food in for those of us working on the holiday.  But my favorite item is still the nachos from the 7-11 down the street.

But should the plane break up and go across the tarmac in a fiery pinwheel of death, the tail section by the bathrooms is the part most likely to stay intact.  You could be the survivor!

My closest White Castle is .4 miles away and I did not know until this moment that they’re open 24 hours. I wouldn’t even have to change out of my jammies.

WHAT!?!  I could have gotten one of these when I was in Windsor last week?  Son of a...

Watch me also not drink!  Or smoke!   

I’m anti-line but it’s supposed to be permanent now.  I’m just waiting for the construction to be completed near the one by my house.

It was more that there were lively conversations going on when I walked in and then they stopped. And didn’t resume. So it did stop me from going to that Church’s again.  But not other places (most recently a place advertising halal Malaysian food).