The problem is that you can’t fully gut insects.  I don’t want to eat eyeballs and poo.

My sister did the opposite as a toddler and only wanted carrots and sweet potatoes. She turned orange. Her pediatrician said she’d lose interest before there was any long term damage.

She is 35 and still won’t eat sweet potatoes.

I went to a Church’s once and felt as though my glowing mayosity stood out very much.  Never went back.  And I didn’t make my first trek to a Popeye’s until one of my co-workers confirmed that it wouldn’t be weird.

OMG - The new autoplay ads are worse than the last ones.  Bring back State Farm where at least the mute button worked.

I once had breakfast at a diner that was playing “Nighthawks at the Diner” and it was one of the best days ever.

As the Founders case shows, you can’t know if you don’t ask specifically.

I saw an ad for this for the first time yesterday AND I WANT IT.

Peanut butter, (plain old yellow) mustard, and onion.  Cheese optional.  I was raised on these and people who went to Central Michigan University in the 70s (like my parents) eat them and... nobody else.

I went to Catholic school with mean nuns, rulers, and phonics sheets.

My much younger siblings when to a hippie private school that emphasized whole language. They both have Masters but still struggle with spelling;

I moved to Detroit 2 years ago and was very confused that I get a break on my property taxes for being a full time resident rather than an out-of-town landlord. That discount comes from the school budget. This seems ass-backward to me.

(I don’t have offspring so the school system was not a factor in relocating.)

Likewise!  I certainly get more enjoyment out of this than I do Netflix and Hulu combined.

It’s not Tuesday without a FunBag!

Ooh!  I’ve been putting off a surgery that is going to keep me from being able to walk (or drive) for 6-12 weeks.  I like this news.

I thought about that. It’s a tiny house in Hamtramck and the taxes are $250/year. I could swing that, even if they hit me up for 3 years of it. If I get to also claim the house.

(It’s definitely not an issue of a shared name or typo.  The only person I’ve been able to find with my name lives in South Africa.  I get her…

What is the opposite of deed theft?

After buying a house in Detroit, I went online to pay my first property tax bill and there was a house in my name that I had toured but had not made an offer on.  I’ve been telling my West Coast friends they can stay for free if only they’ll move the squatters out.

He may pop by once in a while but this is no longer his regular gig.

The official tagline of The Takeout is “Food is Delicious,” and this website is written and run entirely by women

Does it even matter if you’re over the height limit?  *sigh*

Also part of the original Blues Brothers (but not in the movie due to other commitments).

I love love love Glimpses of the Moon.