Mine too. My grandfather had his first heart attack at 42. I was very happy to turn 43.

My mom was all wound up when her father had to have a bypass and my response was “eh, it’s only double.”

Everybody has to die of something.  I’d rather a heart attack from cheese than cancer from cheese because it’s faster.

This is the response I was looking for.  Pie should always be room temperature.

I have been meaning to try Taco Bell breakfast for many years.  I just can’t get up that early.  What’s the best/cheesiest thing?

I had my first Culver’s experience last week and I got the pretzel bun. It was GREAT.

A purchase, no less!

Yes!  I’m not putting on a bra and not-jammies on the off chance it’s faster to go in.  I’ll sit in that line for 20 minutes and play games on my phone.

JFC - I left Portland when the rent for a 1 bedroom hit 4 digits.  My allows people to work remotely so now I have a 3 bedroom house allll to myself for $835/month.  And I can have an unlimited number of cats.

At 5'10, I’m the shortest person in my immediate family.  I wear them to be taller and when I want more confidence.  Stuck having drinks with the Executive Leadership Team while in London?  Time for dressy boots with a 5 inch heel.  Going somewhere with my baby sister?  Always heels because she can’t walk in anything…

My half-sister and I have opposite views on Hot Priest.  One of us spent 10 years in Catholic school.

You hush!  I started visiting my family in Michigan a lot more regularly once Timmys crept over the border.

You’re the best!  I didn’t know this was a thing.  Just bought tickets and then sent the link to my sister to pressure her into getting some as well.

She’s hosting SNL this week.  I’m going to have to actually stay up for it!

1 - I’m all in on Rashida.

I work for a company owned by Vista and they’re currently running us into the ground by trying to replace all US-based employees with people in India because they can hire 6 of them for what they pay 1 of us. But those folks in India rarely stay longer than a year and the books are fucked up.

So this is nice and all…

I could get by on an cheese-only meal plan.  If they brought back that vitamin-fortified Diet Coke, I’d live forever.

Buy him a kilt!  Google says “Trimble” is Scots-derived.

I went to Catholic school, staffed by actual nuns, and our dress code was not this strict.

My sister-in-law is a therapist and has been setting clear boundaries and my mom CANNOT DEAL WITH IT. I have always thought my step-dad and half-sibs are afraid of her tantrums so they let her behavior slide.

“Don’t complain to me about X, I like her!”

Chili cheese burritos with sour cream were THE thing to binge on when skipping the gym with my gym buddy.