1) If he’s 6'5 then he’s at least 300 lbs.
2) How are you getting in fights with tween girls?  Go back to your mom’s basement.

His hand is on her bare knee.  I’m sure that stirred up the viewers that didn’t mind her previous comments.

I think flying from Chicago to NY to look for pizza is way, way out of the budget.

A non-make up pencil.  I believe she specifically called out the little ones you get to keep score at putt-putt courses.

I remember when Tea talked about this!  Said she didn’t do it that often “because I have a quasi-intelligent fear of lead poisoning”.

This made me angry at David Duchovny, an actual smart person, for marrying her.

And here I thought she was eyeing her father like he’s Justin Trudeau.  Sad!

I solve this problem by never answering the door.  Unless I’m expecting a pizza delivery.

I have also heard this called a Beaver Tail but that seems kinda obscene.

This! I’m not “epi-pen allergic” to fresh pineapple but within 5 minutes of ingesting it, I will start simultaneously shitting and vomiting. If you want that in your house/restaurant... ok.  It lasts about two hours.

I can hear the words “but Moooooooooooooom....” coming from this picture.  

Either they’re all from major metropolitan areas or they’ve disassociated from their hayseed pasts.  There are thousands of small town kids out there, we’re just spread very thinly...

“and his graduating class only had 199 students”

Only 5 moire kinds to go!

I thought 25 was optimistic and then realized I was thinking about Great Big Sea.

I thought looking like just tits and legs was the goal.

It was a BIG DEAL when the Red Lobster came to my small Midwestern town.  Lines for days.  We went that week.  

Opposite problem. Wouldn’t eat white cheese as a child because it might turn out to be Swiss. Well into my 30's before my stepmother stopped going out of her way to buy yellow cheddar instead of white cheddar when I was coming to visit.
(Yep, they’re TOO thoughtful.)

Men can get treated at PP as well.  They do STD testing and vasectomies and I’m sure other things.

WEIRD.  My cat would only eat the crunchy Cheetos.  I had to get the poofs if I wanted to keep some for myself.

I had an email from my Congressional rep around 4p yesterday denouncing all this shit. It was great!  I can’t cry to anybody because Rashida is my rep and I love her.