I had 1% as a kid. I love the red-cap real stuff as an adult.

It’s possible but I’d be surprised. I think it’s a very Jezebel value to be sensitive and avoid talking about a teenager’s looks. Especially a 15 year-old who has essentially grown up in the public eye.

If the sauce is cheese, it’s totally acceptable.

It’s definitely different in the city.

Unless you’re unable to digest milk—in which case, maybe you’re not the person to write about whether or not milk tastes good?

based on the author’s experience with a can of Easy Cheese.

Again for those that don’t know Trump’s biggest fear isn’t being exposed as a crook, incompetent, or stupid. It’s y’all finding out that his ass is broke. He also knows the minute he slithers out of office his fat ass will be going to jail. No passing go, no collecting $200, straight to fucking jail. This is why he…

Frankly, I think scaring the piss out of multi-billionaires should be a fucking prerequisite for office.

I mean, she spends the money to make one single campaign ad, and then these billionaires lashing out give her the material to make ten more just highlighting their whining. There are less than a thousand billionaires out of like 230 million voting age Americans. I don’t know how these people came to labor under the…

Once again, it needs to be pointed out that in the real world, there is one and only one superpower: compound interest.

Gotta say — the nastier billionaires get about Warren, the more excited I am to vote for her. She seems to be the only candidate who the extremely rich think will significantly impact their lifestyle, and that to me is a big point in her favor.

Also, butter. I mean, I use Land O’Lakes salted butter sticks in all my baking. I don’t want to change. 

Good for you. Say it loud, and say it proud! Oreos ‘n milk is the bomb. And no beverage on earth washes down a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich like good, old-fashioned milk. Not whole milk - that’s gross. Two percent is where it’s at.

Also I put actual half and half in my coffee every morning. And Dean makes some excellent dairy-based dips. 

It’s also the only way their fries taste good.

Original is chocolate but with half the flavor syrup of other chocolate shakes so as to not overpower the burgers. This was at the demands of Dave Thomas himself.

was looking for a picture of the word “shitface” spelled out in gravy on his taters

I like this. My wrist and arm were in a cast all fucking summer. My Guy had to untwist all of my bottled water and put it in rows for me, as well as everything else in the kitchen. He was a couple hours late one evening and I just sat there with my new unopened jar of salsa and cried.

In other news, sources say Jay-Z has scheduled a meeting with all 32 teams to ask how this will affect his check.

When George said her recipe was to die for, he specifically meant the hundreds of thousands of Iraqis and Afghanis he was directly responsible for killing.