If he impregnated her accidentally and made it clear to her he had no interest in parenting and then she chose not to have an abortion, is he really the asshole? As long as he’s writing checks I don’t think so.

I was talking about Jon Hamm... I’m not touching that disgusting T.I. story!

This year is my sister and brother-in-law’s turn to have Thanksgiving on the his side of the family. There will be over 30 people (not including kids) who go out of their way to embrace the whole Irish Catholic it’s-not-a-party-till-there’s-a-fistfight funtimes. Last week my sister and her husband looked at their…

So I accidentally lied. He does not have a scarf...though I could have sworn he did. He does however have a hat and boots and is still adorable and useful. And I photographed him in my tiny cast iron because it has a similar story... Went from "why do I need a pan this small?" to "this is my favorite pan". 

When I lived in Nevada, a casino buffet never did me wrong foodwise, but to be blunt, I hate dining in crowds, and the crowds were a shitshow.

My wife got me this one as a bit of a joke. I now use it all the time, just like you.

YOU CAN HAVE YOUR BOOZE BACK WHEN YOU VOTE FOR THE DEM NOMINEE IN 2020

The most disturbing take away from this article is that Jr was heckled by people who don’t think the Trumps are bad enough. WTF

It has to be a Buckeye.  I am a Spartan, and we have way more sorrows to drink away this football season than U of M does. 

If a rule is widely disobeyed and rarely enforced it’s not really a rule is it?

“My books were not intended to be instruction manuals, my dudes.”

In addition, if that’s the situation then don’t sell food near the BART station. It seems odd that you would sell someone something that will get someone in trouble.

We live in a country where cops can start arresting you for no reason, then arrest you for resisting arrest when you ask why. I wonder what Franz Kafka would say if he was still alive. 

One question for Alicia Trost: Why is he told he’s going to jail for resisting arrest if “He was not arrested. He was cited for eating, which is a violation of state law”?

Hmmm. Maybe my dog should run for public office. He is a VERY good boy and is very task-focused when it comes to gnawing.

The comparison to Caruso-or Shelly Long or Katherine Heigel-is apt because they left their career-launching shows with zero grace, making a public declaration of how over the show they were. It leaves a bad taste in peoples’ mouths.

it’s so wild how far they’ve strayed from Eddie’s book. At this point in his life he was selling weed, taking ecstasy during shifts at Boston market and beating kids with padlocks. 

Do you know what I do when the plane lands? Nothing. I sit there and relax while all the busy bees trip over themselves and get angry and work their blood pressure up trying to get two minutes ahead of each other, and when they’ve finished I leisurely stand up, grab my things, and saunter casually off. It is not…

Maybe that’s the reason they are billionaires, because I cannot imagine having that much money and being that age, ( or any age for that matter)and wanting to do anything but lay on a beach somewhere and not do shit for the rest of my life.