How dare you!
I sleep on an Ikea bed.
I am typing this on a desk from Ikea.

If I knew how to ban someone from kinja, I would.

My black mama loves IKEA. For one of her birthdays we spent the day at her request in IKEA she got glasses for the kitchen. 

As a black father of two girls ages 14 and 17, it is clear to me that the hymens of my children are pretty much none of my business going forward if they ever were at any point in their entire lives. Kudos to you for the educational approach; my dad was an ob/gyn so we got a clinical, fact based sex ed with a heavy…

They stopped serving my favorite holiday drink last year (the holiday spice flat white) so I understand the annoyance at losing the gingerbread latte. Plus if they really wanted to trim one, then why not just get rid of the Eggnog latte, which is a calorie/sugar bomb and isn’t actually that good to boot.

I think we all have to remember that mothers like you, the one’s that walk their daughters through the significant aspects of women’s health are the one’s that prevent the Larry Nassar’s of the world from preying on our young girls.

“But if anyone wants to defend keeping those high profits for insurance companies, and those high profits for drug companies, and not making the top 1 percent pay a fair share in taxes, and not making corporations pay a fair share in taxes, then I think they’re running in the wrong presidential primary.”

My mum had a job in your field when I was younger. She was called the “nits, tits and naughty bits lady” back then and went to schools talking to girls about their bodies and their rights. I was mortified. But my friends often sought her out at our place (they low-key wanted information when we were meant to be…

Middle Class Joe doesn’t need any of that fancy big-city medicine or general healthcare. Middle Class Joe just rubs some salt or mud on his internal, cancerous tumors and keeps on grinding day in and day out. Middle Class Joe knows that the last thing people want is financial solvency in regards to their housing…

1) Double sentences in the last paragraph!

Same! My parents were super liberal about that stuff, to the point where I thought I was rebelling by NOT having sex until later than most of my peers.

I can’t.  Too busy vomiting.

I hated Fleabag when I first tried to watch it—I’d say three episodes was about as far as I got.

...John Hoskins’ invisible black friends who gave him permission to use the n-word, their only hope was that Hoskins burned in the overcrowded, segregated section of Wypipo hell.

They did not mean that in a negative way...

Never cared that much for the chicken and was sure those beans and rice had too much salt. I’ve heard that chicken sandwich is good, but I’m not going to wait in a long line that requires police direction (not kidding) to try it.

“You’re mixing your europe” might be one of the most hilarious, but also gentle, corrections I’ve ever seen.

I may be misreading the room here but this seems like a bad place to admit you didn’t go back to one restaurant because it was too black for you and never tried another because you were afraid it might be similar.

Are we sure that recommendation wasn’t written in Sharpie? Can someone check?

I’m inclined to trust the biologists that harvesting apex predators who take a long time to grow to maturity is not a great idea no matter how ethical the fisherpeople are.

“Woman lands new job thanks to President Trump”

“Nor does this exactly harken a new era in Kentucky with Republicans winning several down ballot races by 20% and taking back the two offices that Democrats had held.”

This needs to be emphasized more. People on social media are hyping this a bit much, but it just means that the imcumbent realy, really, really, sucked…