You’re probably right, but they can also do a two minute Google search to confirm they can’t get the virus from someone doing their hair.

Yeah, except I think that is actually just bad photo resolution. I’d love to be wrong, but... it looks pretty pixilated (probably due to movement). I think it was a bad photo that someone tried to sharpen in post and it didn’t work out in that area. I don’t see it in other photos. I think she’s just an athletic type…

Their VIP membership is $50 a month that if you don't login to your account the first few days of each month to tell it to 'skip', you will be auto-charged money that will accrue as store credit. This 'membership' gets you 25% off everything. I consider this predatory and entirely shitty business practices. 

I genuinely thought she was building to saying Coneys were doing fine and she was booking a trip to visit a bunch of them.

Ugh fuck SJP a million billion times

Okay, so, like 70% of the dialogue and plot in Friends is straight trash - homophobic, sexist, fatphobic, just plain mean in a variety of ways - but somehow it doesn’t feel that offensive? Mostly just eye-roll-y?

“Not every community within 200 miles of Detroit is called Detroit” Said every Real Detroiter (TM)

Just recast Sarah Chalke as Samantha.

Isn’t this the dream all the auto manufacturers want? An autonomous vehicle! The horse probably knew the way home and was on auto-pilot. These men should be applauded, not arrested.

I feel like absolute trash today and had terrible nightmares last night. Thanks a lot Brad Pitt.

Why hasn’t he figured out a way to get my hair to not frizz? Fucker. 

My arthritis still bothers me sometimes. Damn Brad Pitt.

Unfortunately it's seasoned with cilantro, which basically makes it equal to feces

That’s La Forge. It lets him see every color in the reading rainbow, even the ones beyond normal human eyesight.

The Salty Waitress is going to be like Spartacus, right? Next it's Kate's turn to stand up and say, "No, I'm the Salty Waitress!", then Amiee, then other commenters.

Thanks for these past three years, Kevin, and especially for making The Takeout into a site for those who also see food as: 1) good; 2) a way to enrich our lives in other ways. There’s been a lot of excellent, thoughtful, and useful writing here in the past few years, and I’m excited to see how this evolves based on…

cheese is an antidepressant though 

Still, experts believe that many men are being overlooked and are suffering in silence, still—like Eccleston—bogged down with the stigma of eating disorders being thought of as a woman’s issue.

I believe monks actually had to fast during the whole of lent back in the day. There is a story that the monks in Bavaria came up with the Doppelbock to sustain them during lent, since it was a drink and not food. Some people raised questions of whether this was truly in the spirit of fasting so the pope requested a…

I mean really, who cares? The imaginary man in the sky cares not what you eat.