It’s amazing, with over 500 million in sales I can’t believe this has never actually happened. Real spells, right there! That many people missed it!

Welcome to the team.

I’m going to reply to you because even though someone let that racist piece of shit troll out of the grays I flagged him and will not be unflagging it to reply as I don’t want to encourage it to continue hanging out there.

Politically incorrect opinion coming up, but hear me out.

I saw a Breitbart article with a headline about this, complaining about him saying it was fucked up BEFORE he knew every detail or whatever. Hey Breitbart, shootings are fucked up. Even without the details.

User name checks out.

EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANIMALS ARE NOT SERVICE ANIMALS AND ARE NOT PROTECTED BY THE ADA.

Next comes “Slave by Dior”; (“the fragrance you will never want to escape from”)! The video will feature black people dressed as slaves, but you know, happy ones! Playing the banjo in front of their quarters, singing call and response hollers while they happily work the fields..you feel me? People are gonna love it!

he’s been the face of this cologne for well over a year. why are people just getting upset now? I’ve had to stare at this fucker’s face at bus stops for months. it looks like an advertisement for whiskey sweats and domestic abuse. 

Um, or maybe they thought your name was Isis. Fuck this dude. As someone who used to work for Starbucks and a brown person who has a name that is frequently mistaken for Isis he seems to be making a mountain out of a mole hill. It’s not like his name was Mohammed and they called him Isis. Aziz is pretty damn close. Isi…

So the minimum wage staffer misheard or misspelled his name on a coffee cup and he cries discrimination even after they try to apologize? I have a name that can sound like other words and can’t keep track of the number of times I’ve seen bizarre spellings or other names/words used by mistake.

My brain is a library of weird and pointless things I remember for apparently no reason. It’s exhausting and has limited value other than calling coworkers and bloggers out on inconsistencies.

That’s the thing that confuses the hell out of me with his recent specials, you look at his old material it was all punching up and it was fantastic. Now his specials keep focusing on punching down and all it does is make him look like a jackass (which he clearly isn’t as the charity show he did last week was by all…

Is being gay in Hollywood a blackmailable offense these days? I mean I could understand in the days of Rock Hudson and Spencer Tracy, but in today’s atmosphere, it just doesn’t seem like something all that scary. Now if his preferences run Epstein young, that could be something blackmailable.

Gosh darn it, as a tennis fan, I really love to see all of this melanin. I like their games, I like what I’ve heard/read from them publicly, I like their parents, I like the love that they receive from other black women. It’s just freaking awesome! I hope that there is a young brother out there who can display…

A flaccid peen peeking through an unzipped fly comes to mind. Hard pass.

Big toes need their own shoes.

It was nice!  It was so nice and normal as to be kinda boring!  Why is this the lede for the Dirt Bag?!?!

Yeah, it’s like the least-weird thing Travolta has said in a very long time.

Honestly? Probably something ridiculously minor. You say nuking Greenland and buying hurricanes is a big deal, but we’re talking about fucking Trump here. He doesn’t care about that. She probably told someone what brand of bronzer he uses and THAT IS OVER THE FUCKING LINE.