I just want to say with admiration, you either aren’t as pathetically attached to your “approved” status as I am, or you have giant fucking balls!

Bwhahaha. In what reality is it required for us to be “good sports” at a known drug user playing against a player that hasnever tested positive in an unfair system that tests her more that 3X the normal rate? GTFOH>

*Takes a subtle jab and at someone who legitimately got suspended for using drugs to enhance ability*

Don’t you have more important things to do? Like throwing bananas at black soccer players?

These Russian bots are everywhere now

Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.

Melania on that world leader thirst. She out here trying to trade in a ‘96 LeBaron with a broken soft top for a brand new Model 3. Girl, good luck with that everybody knows your credit is shit and you ain’t got no job. Be Best.

The Poop Standard Selection Committee (me) has taken your point under advisement and determined it does not dole out participation trophies.

“The Lions won the NFL championship three times between 1952 and 1957. Since then, 18 head coaches have guided them into this never-ending pit of despair.”

Jezebel cycles through women we’re supposed to dislike, like Anne Hathaway and Jennifer Lawrence. These women are flawed human beings, so we we need to be derisive of them in any post mentioned about them.

I wish they would hire Michael Jackson’s doctor instead.

Tell. Me. About. It.

Bringing you out of the greys because this is SUPER petty and I love it.

Andrew is not her youngest son; Edward is.

Are you saying the early arrival of pumpkin spiced things is a harbinger of the Fall of mankind?

On top of that if you’re idiot child Donald Trump buying Greenland makes a lot of sense.
1. There’s 55k people and they’re 90% Inuit the other 10% are white Danes so he gets those white immigrants he so desperately wants. Plus Trump loves Andrew Jackson so you know where this is going.
2. It’s the biggest island and…

Obama should get Trump’s travel plans and follow him everywhere. Just troll the fuck out of him until the election. Hands down the best plan. I’ll donate to this PAC every payday.

Start a Gofund me to fight MS-13.

Start a Gofund me bring the leaders of Antifa “to justice”. (remind them Soros has a lot of money so you’ll need a lot to fight him)

Start Gofund me to buy Rashida Tlaib a ticket back to where she came from (don’t tell them that’s Michigan)

Start a Gofund me for a new police appreciation…

Watching him blow his knee out doing a shitty Flamenco would be a good start to some karmic retribution.

A man was choked to death over cigarettes.