It says way, way more about me and my relationship with food than I care to admit.  But now that you mention it, “22 days of processed cheese” would be a fun book to write.

I instinctively assumed the bowl on the left in the lede was filled with cubed velveeta cheese.  And now I must make that recipe.  You cannot change my mind.

Hey sorry about the gyrating.  Thought it was funny,  but I was a little lit at the time... 

What you are advocating for is class based eugenics wherein only wealthy people should have children. It’s a failing of society if families aren’t able to support children. After all there’s nothing more natural and beneficial to societies than childbirth (there’s countless theories supporting this). We need to stop…

As far as I am concerned, Katie purposely went after Jamie, had her way with him, understood he was a dog but did it because it would fuck with Cruise, and now she is done with him. In his desperation he latches on to the first legal teenager he saw.

The mayor deserves some side eye but not for this; apparently he closed a bridge so that the punk-ass bed-wetters could cross it. Additionally one of the organizers of this parade of bitch boys has a warrant and was not arrested.

Just remember that he has the full support of Buckingham Palace the next time you’re fawning over pictures of the next royal baby.

This would be a terrible idea I’m sure, but the next time she tried to engage me with people nearby, I would loudly announce “Look, [persons name] I’m not interested in going out with you. Can you drop it now please?”

Can you have a one on one with the union rep? The idea that “she just wants to be your friend” and the rep is eating it up is fucking insane. You can’t force people to be friends. I would request that she document cases of actual rudeness, not you just being polite but disinterested, or ways you are actively halting…

I really like her. Anything would be better than Trump, but I think having a professor who, I don’t know, SET UP THE CFPB, would be great as a president. She reminds me of my college advisor a lot, actually. A wonderful woman with great ideas and a good head on her shoulders. Who will be reduced to ‘Pocahontas’ by our…

There’s only three options:

Right? Not everyone goes to a restaurant/bar for the Cheers experience. If I wanted to eat and answer emails while distractedly courtesy-laughing at someone who expects my full attention because they're in close proximity, I would have stayed in my office and eaten with my interns.

Honestly, it’s no one’s business why I’m on my phone, whether I’m answering a critical work email, reading a book, or commenting on this site. When did it become compulsory to engage with every person I meet? I’m paying the restaurant/bar to bring me my order, not to superficially engage with me. I’m tipping 20%…

You should get your gall bladder checked.

If I’ve got corn that fresh, I’m eating it straight off the cob.

My youngest child was just like this little boy. Introverted, sweet, caring. Very selective about his friends even at 5 years old. He’s 32 and nowhere near the spectrum. He has some anxiety issues, but he’s a restaurant manager so clearly he overcame them. He’s still fairly selective about who his true friends are as…

THIS. Don’t do the armchair-diagnosing. This kid’s behavior is really no different than any other little kid I have ever encountered. And don;t assume you somehow see something his parents don’t. You don’t know this child. Don’t presume you can somehow divine something about him based on a sweet story on the internet.

i just want to throw out there that you suck and nobody likes you.

Can someone please tell my how to activate this allgeded Negro Super Strength ability? I'm getting married in a month and I'd like to skip eating right if all it takes to get in shape is being black and existing around white people.

It takes one to pull the trigger and three others to lie to investigators that he was afraid for his life.