Yes!  Back in the day, my parents bought the knock-off version of this while my friends had the real one.  So jealous, still want it.

I had in-school speech therapy for my Cindy-Brady-esque lisp and the the WORST part was when they recorded me reading rhymes and then forced me to listen to it.  Actual tears.

The shaving catches the dirt, right?

And if you have cats, they have no interest in trying to climb it.

1- I was so sad when Mr Hooper died.

I had an F150 when I was about 19.  I commuted from home to work to home again.  But also, gas was $0.99/gallon.

Treetopia has good sales over the summer.  Which is why I have red, silver, and baby blue trees up right now.  Next year, probably the pink one will be added.

Hearing about the jar o’marshmallows was a life changer for me. That’s the best part of hot cocoa.

I scored 16 and I get a sunburn from indoor lighting. What the hell?

Except the duct tape on that first dress is awful and it makes her boobs look weird.

She’s so,. so tiny!

Don’t talk about Stevie Wonder like that!

My (boy) tuxedo cat looks SO CUTE in the pink carrier. The (girl) tabby doesn’t stand out in either the pink or the blue (literally the only 2  colors available the day I bought new carriers).

The other 90% of the former Cocaine Fund probably went to her Co$ classes.

Incorrect! It’s so yummy that we turn around and eat the exact same thing again a month later for Christmas.

This is the downer comment I thought I was going to have to post! 

Pneumonic plague is way more contagious and this info was kept on lock-down for about 10 days.  (Hey, maybe keep this crazy-contagious disease in the backwater hospital rather than sending it to your largest city.)

My grandfather grew up around Detroit and did not keep things at home. I thought he was going to get a beating when we were at a gas station in the city. I got back in the car and told him that when the cops arrived, I was going to side with everyone else and say it was justifiable homicide.

(He’s been dead for almost…

Life is too short for unsalted butter.  I NEEDS ALL THE SALTS.

My racist grandfather would 100% insist that Jews are not white. Also, Russians are just as white as Greeks and Eye-talians (so, not).

I’m continuing to wait because there is construction at the intersection right after the local Popeye’s.  You can plug the lane all you want to turn in but good luck getting back into the single lane of traffic on the way out.