My parents were convinced that my recurring ear infections were from milk so when I had cereal, it was always with apple juice. On the odd occasion that I was Rice Crispies, only juice will do.

(Funny how getting your tonsils out fixes those ear problems.)

Turkey is delicious and should replace all chicken-based meals.

I bought some Ribena in London in June and I don’t want to drink them because then they’ll be gone.

Right?!  Stafford isn’t going to magically regenerate a new spine in a week.  I’m all for this.

Which has saved me thousands of dollars in the last 20 years since I can only buy “man” colors and not print and tinfoil-esque ones that I crave.

My boss brings a bunch of food in for those of us working on the holiday.  But my favorite item is still the nachos from the 7-11 down the street.

But should the plane break up and go across the tarmac in a fiery pinwheel of death, the tail section by the bathrooms is the part most likely to stay intact.  You could be the survivor!

My closest White Castle is .4 miles away and I did not know until this moment that they’re open 24 hours. I wouldn’t even have to change out of my jammies.

WHAT!?!  I could have gotten one of these when I was in Windsor last week?  Son of a...

Watch me also not drink!  Or smoke!   

I’m anti-line but it’s supposed to be permanent now.  I’m just waiting for the construction to be completed near the one by my house.

It was more that there were lively conversations going on when I walked in and then they stopped. And didn’t resume. So it did stop me from going to that Church’s again.  But not other places (most recently a place advertising halal Malaysian food).

The problem is that you can’t fully gut insects.  I don’t want to eat eyeballs and poo.

My sister did the opposite as a toddler and only wanted carrots and sweet potatoes. She turned orange. Her pediatrician said she’d lose interest before there was any long term damage.

She is 35 and still won’t eat sweet potatoes.

I went to a Church’s once and felt as though my glowing mayosity stood out very much.  Never went back.  And I didn’t make my first trek to a Popeye’s until one of my co-workers confirmed that it wouldn’t be weird.

OMG - The new autoplay ads are worse than the last ones.  Bring back State Farm where at least the mute button worked.

I once had breakfast at a diner that was playing “Nighthawks at the Diner” and it was one of the best days ever.

As the Founders case shows, you can’t know if you don’t ask specifically.

I saw an ad for this for the first time yesterday AND I WANT IT.

Peanut butter, (plain old yellow) mustard, and onion.  Cheese optional.  I was raised on these and people who went to Central Michigan University in the 70s (like my parents) eat them and... nobody else.