At 5'10, I’m the shortest person in my immediate family.  I wear them to be taller and when I want more confidence.  Stuck having drinks with the Executive Leadership Team while in London?  Time for dressy boots with a 5 inch heel.  Going somewhere with my baby sister?  Always heels because she can’t walk in anything…

My half-sister and I have opposite views on Hot Priest.  One of us spent 10 years in Catholic school.

You hush!  I started visiting my family in Michigan a lot more regularly once Timmys crept over the border.

You’re the best!  I didn’t know this was a thing.  Just bought tickets and then sent the link to my sister to pressure her into getting some as well.

She’s hosting SNL this week.  I’m going to have to actually stay up for it!

1 - I’m all in on Rashida.

I work for a company owned by Vista and they’re currently running us into the ground by trying to replace all US-based employees with people in India because they can hire 6 of them for what they pay 1 of us. But those folks in India rarely stay longer than a year and the books are fucked up.

So this is nice and all…

I could get by on an cheese-only meal plan.  If they brought back that vitamin-fortified Diet Coke, I’d live forever.

Buy him a kilt!  Google says “Trimble” is Scots-derived.

I went to Catholic school, staffed by actual nuns, and our dress code was not this strict.

My sister-in-law is a therapist and has been setting clear boundaries and my mom CANNOT DEAL WITH IT. I have always thought my step-dad and half-sibs are afraid of her tantrums so they let her behavior slide.

“Don’t complain to me about X, I like her!”

Chili cheese burritos with sour cream were THE thing to binge on when skipping the gym with my gym buddy.

1) If he’s 6'5 then he’s at least 300 lbs.
2) How are you getting in fights with tween girls?  Go back to your mom’s basement.

His hand is on her bare knee.  I’m sure that stirred up the viewers that didn’t mind her previous comments.

I think flying from Chicago to NY to look for pizza is way, way out of the budget.

A non-make up pencil.  I believe she specifically called out the little ones you get to keep score at putt-putt courses.

I remember when Tea talked about this!  Said she didn’t do it that often “because I have a quasi-intelligent fear of lead poisoning”.

This made me angry at David Duchovny, an actual smart person, for marrying her.

And here I thought she was eyeing her father like he’s Justin Trudeau.  Sad!

I solve this problem by never answering the door.  Unless I’m expecting a pizza delivery.

I have also heard this called a Beaver Tail but that seems kinda obscene.