This just gave me a powerful craving for my (late) father’s tuna mac salad.

Yes!  If the daughter is that broke, move her back into your house so you can keep collecting rent from the little old lady.

Zach & Miri Seth Rogan is a definite yes.

I never actually saw The Professional but the ads and clips really kicked off my interest in the career of Jean Reno (though tempered by the fact that he’s a year older than my dad).

Oh!  This might be the thing to get me off Diet Coke forever.  (Also, STFU, aspartame is delicious.)

There is a direct Detroit-to-London flight that I’ve had to take a couple times for work.  First class, packed.  Business class, packed.  Those of us who like to sit in the tail section (the part most likely to remain intact in case of crash), entire rows to ourselves.  All I have to do is be willing to exit the plane…

I love Rashida so much!

Wait... those cheese balls lasted a MONTH??

I used to say “they pay me to spend the day with you, I’m not spending my night with you for free” and then everybody would laugh and laugh.  But I meant it.

More importantly, what is the lipstick in that vacation photo!?!

I generally don’t wear make-up but waxing is easily $50/month.  Throw in some good moisturizer and there you have it.

Human babies come from mammals. Chickens have a cloaca which is a single, multipurpose opening. The eggs and the shit do indeed come from the same place.

Yes.  That show is not funny to residents, it’s so real that we cry.

Not chicken but eggs.

If it’s God’s Will that rape victims stay pregnant, then she needs to put herself in His hands and trust in the Lord that she won’t rupture and bleed to death.

No to Chik-fil-A always.
You are missing my beloved Tim Horton’s!

I live in Rashida’s district (and voted for her!) and am surprised by the amount of vitriol and threats in Facebook replies to her posts.  Not that they exist but that people are doing this WITH THEIR OWN NAMES and identifiable details.

My fat somehow sets off the pat-down alert so I get far more thigh groping from TSA than I ever expected. Every single time, they point out that the scanners only work for young, thing men and everybody else gets flagged for something.

My grandfather dragged me to a couple White Castles in Detroit but he didn’t start me on them young enough.  So gross!  There is one less than a mile from my house and while I’ve gone twice, I can’t force myself to try it a 3rd time.

Contrariwise - eggs are best cooked in cast iron where the edges burn and turn lacy.