Do you just have one giant breast?  If you have two, there is a space between them and you can see the hooks through that gap.

If you live in a small midwestern town, it’s totally normal to take kids to the bar.  (Said the kid who feel asleep on a pile of coats in a booth at least twice a week for most of her childhood.)

And if you’re a giant nerd that follows your public library on Facebook, you might already have tickets.  (I was looking for this yesterday after DPL announced you were coming.)

Did she really not know she was supposed to be an athlete?  I can kind of see not knowing that your parents had someone else re-take the SAT on your behalf but not this part.

My stepdad likes to go around 7p on Friday, says it’s always quick.

A big bag of rice, sometimes with tuna, and a ton of coffee (because I worked at a coffee shop).

I was attending Catholic school (while not Catholic myself) and this video caused ACTUAL TEARS because everybody knows that Jesus wasn’t black.

And all the newly released ex-cons were too busy driving cabs.

Amazon let me order this way back on September 2nd so I assumed it would be out... sooner. Patience is not my strong suit!

I had a temporary (maybe 5 years?) aversion like this.  I can trace it back to when our 2nd grade teacher let us open all the eggs that didn’t hatch in the classroom.  HORRFYING.

My mom is totally creeped out that my nephews aren’t circumcised and was mad at me when she found out I encouraged my bro and sis-in-law to skip it.

You are not the only person to do this but as a not-very-big-on-chocolate person, it’s easier just to buy those wafer cookies with no coating.

Who would drink 12 cans?  Sucking from a 2 liter is so much easier.

I grew up in a small town and wore a women’s 12 by the time I was in 6th grade. It was a 3 hour round-trip to the big city and specialty stores with high, high prices until Payless came to town when I was in high school.

I bought SO MUCH stuff there and will love them forever.

I will always tune in when Tom Papa shows up.

Let us take a moment to mourn the passing of Hot’n Now which had the best fries ever.  Their locations were mostly turned into Checker’s/Rally’s and their fries are almost as good.

There was a WONDERFUL Hungarian restaurant in the red-light district of Vancouver BC just 20 short years ago. It had the best spaetzle I’ve ever had in my life. I was sad when I moved away and sadder still when I went back to visit and it had closed. No other spaetzle has ever come close.

Was 2008 the “surprise” snow that my co-workers have mostly managed to repress?

Several years ago, we spent a week at a condo in Aruba and my friends refused to let me buy a 25 lb wheel of gouda for our stay. That’s only 3.5 lbs per day, assuming that I don’t allow them to have any.

Still bitter.

Downside - who is going to build me a fire?  And fly my sister in to fight over it?