I have spent almost 40 years lamenting that you cannot buy pig’s tails commercially to roast over an open fire.  (I can pass on the bladder balloon.)

Does that include apple juice?  I will ALWAYS prefer that on cereal.  Orange in a pinch.  Milk never.

I turned on the wrong burner once and the cast iron pan burst into flames. It takes a long time for that smell to go away.

Yes!  I was going to have to mention baby Tom Hanks.

I followed the asterisk to the bottom and was surprised to see an actual comment. I just expected to see “Yo.”

His tiny hands lack the grip strength to lift a whole slice of pizza at once.

High school breakfast most days = cottage cheese and Grape Nuts mixed into a paste and then COVERED with black pepper.  Mmmm mmmm good.

I am 40+ and could still live happily on Spaghettios straight from the can.  I joke that it’s all the cats and I will be eating when the earthquake strikes.

I live in Rashida’s district and I LOVE HER.  Pretty sure all of my friends and relatives not in this district are sick of hearing about her.

I would drink like crazy in college, then eat a heroic dish of poutine, chug a glass of water, and go to bed.  Zero hangovers.

Blackcurrant is underrated in the US. I had my first trip to the UK for work just over a year ago and went on a blackcurrant spree.  I still have a little bag of candies from the most recent trip.

But there are some jelly beans that are ONLY available at Easter! I stock up.

Chocolate is overrated.

I was going to be excited that I wasn’t in this position until I saw the 40 hours a week bit.  I’ve been working 65-75 hours a week for almost 20 years.  In January, I’m going to test out living on the money from just one job and see how it goes.

Do we get Ass Team of the Week twice in a row?!?!

My grandmother used to try and give me hot toddies when I visited for the weekend.  “I can’t have that, I am a child!”

So... we just need to get Buzzfeed to investigate!

I would watch Andrew Rannells in just about anything!

Hmmm... That sounds delicious and like something I’d try.  I’m not generally a wine fan but I am about the trashy alcohol.

As a Kalamazoo native. no.

When I placed my order in September, I was not aware that I’d have to practice so much patience.