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7/7/15

I wish that the IUDs that are available today were available when I was a teenager in the late 1980s and early 1990s. I got pregnant at 18 after a birth control failure, and I had a few friends and acquaintances who also got pregnant despite using birth control, either as a result of a missed pill, the wrong dose pill…

7/7/15

**puts on newsie cap**

7/2/15

“did i stutter, bitch?” always works for me.

6/22/15

“Asshole birds didn’t think I could come up here, huh?

6/22/15

6/22/15

That cat is extraordinarily chill, all things considered

6/22/15

It’s the nonchalance of the pilot and passenger that makes me think this happens all the time.

6/21/15

Wimp.

6/21/15

Happy Non-Father’s Day!

6/18/15

“Here’s the thing. I’m a white person from the South. There are plenty of aspects of Southern culture that I am actually pretty proud of: the food, the hospitality, the (albeit superficial) kindness toward strangers and guests in your home”

6/18/15

I’d state the obvious that no one would allow the NAZI flag to be flown for “German pride”, but I have a feeling many confederate flag holders wouldn't care.

6/18/15

a diarrhea catapult aimed straight at the stars & bars am i right

6/18/15

Here’s the thing. I’m a white person from the South. There are plenty of aspects of Southern culture that I am actually pretty proud of: the food, the hospitality, the (albeit superficial) kindness toward strangers and guests in your home. Here’s one I’m not proud of: racism! And you know what the BIGGEST MOST OBVIOUS…

6/18/15

Road trip to South Carolina to fucking shimmy up that flag pole to shit on that fucking flag and then fucking burn it and then fucking throw it in that dumb fucking Governor’s face.

6/18/15

Fuck the Confederate flag. Out on a bike ride in WASHINGTON and I saw one flying on the side of a house.

6/17/15

Zookeepers, Now's Your Moment to Recreate Jurassic World

Here is a photo of a man living up to his potential, as well as three walruses who are getting it done for…

6/17/15

Also, Doctors in Texas will no longer be required to tell uninsured patients with heart problems that chest pains are just “Jesus huggin’ you tighter”.

6/17/15

I applaud the self knowledge and socially responsible decisions of people who are childless by choice; they are my heroes, because all children should be wanted (and society needs childless adults). But I will attempt to answer your question.

6/17/15

+1, because a star isn’t enough.

6/17/15

How about, “nine months after my husband comes inside me, bareback.” Because, you know, that’s really what you’re waiting for, I think.