People also need to understand that “Yes means yes” is actually not enough. Consent can be coerced or otherwise obtained under pressure. So really it should be “No means no, yes doesn’t mean yes.”

The GOP has never been fiscally conservative anyway, that’s a myth. They support policies that let you save money on the short term but then cost a lot more money on the long term. Voting GOP for fiscal reason is the equivalent of building your house with shoddy materials to save money, and then having to pay to…

“Oh, wait, THAT’S what an abortion is? I thought it was a maintenance procedure, like getting your car detailed.”

Honestly, I really need to know why the Conservative Right is so fucking obsessed with the contents of my vagina.

Agreed.

Very on point, thanks! I am so over this chill bullshit. If you like someone make plans with them. If you like someone tell them. I don’t want a goddamn pen pal, I want someone to eat, drink and be merry with.

This is fucking tacky and everyone should send fucking checks for $0.01. On a related note, I’d rather elope and then come back, after my honeymoon, and throw a party for everyone to celebrate. Skip all the other stuff. People just want to celebrate with you, and it would be cheaper imo.

Your MIL sounds like my kind of woman.

My MIL’s friend is getting remarried in August. They’re both in their 50s, have fully grown children, two homes full of crap and they have a wedding registry. IT’S HUGE. Four different stores!!! And it’s full of ridiculously expensive shit, like a $700 sous vide machine (not joking). My MIL has “forbidden” me from…

You clearly misunderstood that hastag. It doesn’t break down to I’m Not Racist, she’s saying I’m No Tracist, meaning she doesn’t hate people who trace other peoples drawings

Jesus fucking christ.

They are definitely faking every orgasm after the first. Every 2-4 min??? This may happen in porn, but not in real life.

BRB, got some jewelry to pick up.

My family does something similar for baby showers, but nowhere near as impersonal as this. Our family is pretty big, and in two years, my collected brothers and sisters in law brought 5 kids into the world. Needless to say, we got pretty burned out on baby showers. So, in the interest of the mom-to-be’s ease and…

I always thought Kendra was the least delusional. She embraced the fact that she was basically just young, hot, and silly.

We have to force her to have babies because we need a fresh supply of kids to ignore when they are born

This is how I looked at my bagel this morning.

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