We really need to get John Oliver and a bunch of like-minded individuals elected into local City Councils and Congress.

I just moved into a place with AC and I’m THRILLED. I can’t wait until it gets hot here (for the 2 weeks that happens each summer) so I can be in a house that is not 5-10 degrees above the outside and unbearable temperature.

This is a ridiculous message. Grow up.

Get the fuck away from me with your “Georgia”.

Fun fact! The invention of air conditioning may have led to the rise of BIG GOVERNMENT. previously, your congressperson would leave town in the summer to avoid the horrible swamp monster that is Washington, DC. With AC, they can stick around longer and create laws to take away your freedom, or whatever.

Air conditioning is the greatest gift Jesus ever gave us. I’d be a fool not to wallow in it until my nips are nice and stiff.

Great article full of great advice. You really can’t stress the honesty part enough. Being completely open and honest made the process pretty painless for me and my wife. We even moved into a more open style of marriage and we’ve been dating a woman for almost 2 years now.

After a great start, things came apart quickly for Christie after the seventh inning stretch.

She doesn’t know any better. This is a family that teaches their female children that their only worth in life is to breed as many children as they can until they die and service their husband’s needs no matter what. They are considered property in this community. Jim Boob and Michelle probably told the girls that…

I wish my husband took a back seat during some of the wedding planning. He’s a professional chef, so the food was his domain. He did most of the cooking and we hired some people to help and serve during the wedding. I did all of the other stuff. The food was terrific, btw. Most of the dishes came from vegetables we…

I do not get why people bitch about not being allowed to bring their kids. Hire a babysitter, don’t you want to have a life outside of your kids? If you can’t hire a babysitter, maybe don’t go? Why does inviting someone mean you have to extend the invite to their trail of DNA too?

Puppies turn into dogs who get old and DIE.

My husband is the one who wanted the big wedding (ahem, party) — I wanted to go to the courthouse and be done with it. So if he wanted the nice party, he had to make the bulk of the phone calls (and because I have taste and he doesn’t actually have a clue how these wedding things work, I told him he did have to follow…

It’s time for these settlements to come out of the cops’ pension funds. Watch how fast the “good cops” police their own.

THE BATHROOM MAKES ME CHOOSE NOW!

“You know what most people do when they go to a public bathroom? They go to the bathroom.”

And then you have the wretched few who talk on their Bluetooths at the urinal. We really need a separate bathroom for those people. And then give it really shitty reception.

Well. Don’t see OK Cupid on this list. BRB, about to add, “Raw dogging randos every night,” to my list of things of things I can’t live without.

Is there anything else to say, really?

Fuck these fucking people.