Wait, he was already paralyzed when he got to college? How do you drive and sexually harass people when you’re paralyzed from the waist down? Genuine question, because I have no idea but I’m like 99.9% sure this entitled fuck did do everything he’s accused, I just have no idea how!

here are links to all of the past winners:

fuck that toy!!!

I remember that one! I recently re-read all of the old winners and made a Linktree to all of them. If you remember what year you won, you’ll find it here:

Damn! You would make Becky (from the movie Becky) super proud!

I made a Linktree page, linking all the past winners going back to 2011. Enjoy. Re-reading all of these freaked me the hell out:

Great movie! So brutal!

Good lord, see, almost all of these stories always take place in the suburbs/country.

I don’t know where my reply went (I don’t see it in the greys) but I’m putting together another PDF this year of all the submissions. Who’s into it?!

It’s the most wonderful time of the year!

I’m reading an Emily Giffin book right now. I’ve read all her books. And even though they’re mostly mindless chicklit, I love them. Oh well. Everyone has their thing.

On the upside... Florida will definitely go blue in November?

This is how we become a nation of atheists! Someone block the borders of these states. As far as I see it: fuck these guys. 

How are even governors in the south so fucking dumb? 

AMEN. never before have we needed access to safe, legal, and FREE abortions. 

THANK YOU.

Who the hell would want to be pregnant during this crisis?? Jesus christ. Give it a rest for three months. Or, ya know, ADOPT. 

Welp. Trump’s a cunt and hopefully this costs him Michigan. Swing state no more!

everyone i talk to is like, “dude i love any excuse to not have to go out and be social” and i’m right there with them. so far i’m doing just fine with the quarantine. though if i didn’t have my cats, it might be a different a different story. hope everyone is staying safe and sane!

NOPE NOPE NOPE. I think Michael Moore has proven this time and again. You need to young people out to vote. Fuck swing voters and fuck trying to get people who voted for Trump last time to change their vote. Just get the people who don’t vote OUT TO FUCKING VOTE.