420,000 people is 10% of Kentucky? JFC. How few people live there? Let’s just re-locate them and turn it into a dump, or animal safe-haven.

The networks should not be scared by these threats. Fuck these guys. (I’m saying that a lot lately, I know, but seriously.)

I didn’t watch the last two because I was afraid of killing any remaining brain cells that I have left. What were these “gotcha” questions that they claim were unfair?

JFC. I have no stories because if I did I would have died right then and there and wouldn’t be able to tell you them anyway because I’m a straight-up pussy. These stories freaked me the fuck out. The real life ones are the scariest.

Uhhhh. yeah, I’d break up with your boyfriend or at least tell him it’s time to fucking move. There’s no amount of rent stabilization that is worth that bullshit.

Do ten shots when someone says abortion should be illegal even in the case of incest and rape. You’ll pass out and not have to watch the rest. You’re welcome.

Watch the movie “Insidious”! It’s about this exact kind of situation! I’m not sure how much of what the mediums tell them is true, but maybe some of it is?

JFC. How did you not move?

I’m still astonished by how much make up she wears. Anyone else?

If you ever catch me spending $31million on my wedding, make sure that $30,500,000 of that is to hire Green Day to be the reception band because there is nothing else worth it.

We can only fucking hope.

I feel like a compromise that’s more acceptable is which apartment to live in, or what kind of furniture to buy, or how to decorate your house. If you decide you don’t like what you settled for, fuck it, you can always return it.

I definitely have a type, or at least USED to have a type. It was usually the hipster type with dark hair that looked like he lived in Greenpoint and I could break him over my knee. Then I realized, as I started going out with guys that were my ‘type,’ that I didn’t actually want to fuck them, as they were just too…

They’re just hoping someone takes their best shot before they get around to it. Like we all are. ;)

Well, I mean, in her defense, she did try running out the door but the chain lock was on it.

I AM SO EXCITED. Whoever can get me an early download of this movie gets all my love and hugs....

Anyone remember the Talking Tina episode of the Twilight Zone? Yeah, my American Girl Doll slept in the guest room for a while after that.

If they did reasonable things, there’d be no movie. You hear something upstairs? You leave the house or call the cops. You don’t investigate it.

I just went to Stockholm and there are tons of brunettes. It’s really not as blonde-haired-and-blue-eyed as we’re taught to believe.

America is getting a little more European every day. And it’s fucking amazing. Let’s keep going...