An old boss of mine used to call US Airways ‘US We Don’t Care Ways.’

She’s an heiress to billions of dollars. Can’t afford a better dye job?

This feels like it was a year ago! I remember running by this block on my usual run that night and all the police and barricades everywhere. Wow. Time flies.

You’re right - it is. It’s a 6 hour period of your life. Straighten out one’s priorities.

This reminds me of Goodnight Mommy. Man, so gross. She’s lucky she didn’t also get her mouth super glued shut...

This is Alabama. What do you expect?

HOLY TYPO IN THE HEADLINE. HER DAUGHER? COME ON.

That poor girl who survived by playing dead. I wonder what’s worse in these kinds of situations - dying in that situation, or surviving it? She’s gotta be fucking traumatized. And we all know how respected and affordable mental health care is in this country...

Vom. The pile of make-up on those girls’ faces... They must be pretty scary to wake up next to after a one night stand.

Er, *whose

Let’s also remember that Chik-Fil-A is a devout christian company who’s CEO is probably a horrible dick AND their chicken sandwiches are filled with homophobia.

Same goes for the owner of Urban Outfitters/Free People/Anthropology. Fuck that noise.

christ on a fucking cracker. i wish parents would take away their son’s video games around junior year of high school and make them develop social skills. then they wouldn’t feel the need to pay for friends in college. JFC.

Wait.. all of the republicans in congress are in one room right now? Someone drop on a nuke on the building.

I’m so confused. Why do these people have apps?! What do they DO?!

I don’t think she’s attractive. At all. Why so much spackle all over your face?!

If/when I ever get married, I’m going to get a simply long white dress and it’ll cost under $200. FFS, I can’t believe how much money and time people put into dress shopping for one six hour day. Give me a fucking break.

JFC. Someone put her out of her misery. If she loves god so much, she should just meet him (and that’s a big IF he/she/it exists).

The jumpsuit is an upgrade from whatever-the-fuck she was wearing before.

Oh man! Back to a time when photoshop didn’t exist and women had real bodies and weren’t ashamed of them!