I considered getting an IUD recently, but my friend told me it makes you gain the most weight. I’ve been on the pill for like, 8 years and I take it religiously. I think I’d freak out if I didn’t get my period every month. I’m also nuts.

Weddings are for drinking and being merry. Who the hell wants to worry about children at an event like that? I stand by this: Kids ruin everything.

I think she was running an Anti-Rapist and Anti-Pussy-Ivy-League-College-Response campaign.. Did I read something incorrectly?

Malcolm X on the $100.

Yeah, “probably”? I wouldn’t hold my breath. Can someone check the bank account of the juror who said they were actually biased? Have any large deposit come through recently...?

Yes, but then it was declared a mistrial....

Yes, but then it was declared a mistrial.

At the very least: This fuckers Google search results are fucked and he’s not getting a job unless it’s at an investment bank where his daddy has pulled strings.

OH HEY. LOOK IT’S RAPE CAUGHT ON CAMERA AND THE RAPISTS STILL WEREN’T CONVICTED. SURPRISE, SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKERS.

The dude I’m seeing is like ‘i’m totally getting it when it comes out’ and I’m on the pill anyways. Better safe than sorry!

Ugh. I would give so much money to see a magazine with ZERO airbrushing. Those ladies up there have been airbrushed everywhere that’s visible. Gross.

How about we just ban the confederate flag? It’s a symbol of hate. It’s like the nazi flag. Fuck that shit.

Doesn’t it get exhausting interpreting and re-interpreting the bible every day to fit your ideology? I think the same thing about them that I think about people who stand in the subway stations trying to give our jesus pamphlets - get a fucking life.

Your need to defend your life choices against a stranger on the internet speaks volumes. If you think you’d done all your living by the time you were 25, well, I hope it works out for you. I am very sorry you had trouble pregnancy. Since this is your choice, I hope it is easier this time around.

That sounds like some fucked up logic on your sisters part. Goddamn.

I also wonder how many of these are married, upper middle class couples who weren’t planning on having another child but OOPS IT HAPPENED, so they’ll just have it. What ever happened to getting an abortion? Just because you’re gainfully employed (or your spouse is) and married, doesn’t mean you have to carry it to…

Read a book? Watch a movie? Eat some cookies? Masturbate? Use condoms? Get on the pill? Draw? Paint? Build a snowman?

Lucky.

Eff that. It just depends on your health. My first-cousin-once-removed is insanely healthy and with the help of hormones, a donor egg, and her husband, she had a baby at 52. My mother has my younger brother just days before her 40th.

SMH. Can only the smart people have babies? I really think we’d be better off if we were limited to 2 kids per family. I know it’s a nanny-state thing and it would never happen, but really... There’s really no need to have more than one, but if you want the one to have a playmate, fine, have a second. But really, any…