Yes, it was completely appropriate to mace that girl. Because two fat, giggly tubs of white lard couldn’t pry her hand off of the gate. Plus one butch white officer.

If you were a dude who really wanted the Cavs to win, how long would it take you to recover from the loss?

Yeah I know someone like that too. He never went to college and has been living on his parent’s dime since he was 18 (he’s almost 30 now). I love him, but I also hate him.

Just FYI, it takes about 6 months to be evicted. Lots of legal red tape. Anyone being evicted: I’m sorry and you now have about 6 months to find a new place.

I finished this book last week or the prior week. It was great. I loved it. I have a lot of anxiety about dating and it was nice to read that dude’s have it too. About 7 weeks ago I was so over sending dudes tailored messages on OKC that I sent a bunch of dude’s “hey!” messages to guys I matched with and one actually…

A check is pretty silent.

nobody wants to be there anyway. If I ever have to sit at a shower and watch some bitch open a toaster or lingerie ever again, it’ll be too soon.

This is the best fucking thing ever. When/if I get married, THIS is what I want. Bridal showers are the worst things ever, besides baby showers.

FYI I got this response from that email form:

I just contact the school district even though I don’t live there. Let’s hope these fuckers do the right thing. But it’s Texas. So, no, there’s no chance.

I’m really curious as to what the comments on her post were! Anyone see anything? What a twat.

i’m sure your hunt like a shrimp.

I can only speak for myself but I’d say the 15-20 minute range thing is accurate.

Why would we not glorify someone going from unhealthy obesity to a healthy weight? She’s not a stick. She had no eating disorder. She did it the right way.

I’m confused by her project. It isn’t technically rape because she consents at first but then it turns violent. I read the passage on the site but I still don’t get it. Why is it called This Is Not Rape? Somebody explain!!

This is some shit straight out of Law & Order SVU.

What STDs do we think they’re all carrying? Most of which they probably don’t know about because they’re white dudes who are so awesome, man, and they’re not going to catch anything so why bother getting tested?!

That’s because Florida sucks. It’s the worst place. Ever. I don’t know why you don’t move away from the hell hole.

Well maybe you should move out of your shit hole racist state. Then you won’t have to worry about that humid blanket! ;)

This article is stupid. Slow news day, huh? Over my goddamn-fucking-body will I go through a summer in NYC without air conditioning. A ceiling fan is nice but it does not make you cool when it’s 95* out with 100% humidity.