This post should come with a side of bleach for my eyes.

I hope this father goes to jail for a long-ass time. Fuck this dude and his tiny penis. He never should’ve been allowed near children. $10 says he’s also a child molester.

http://www.photogenicsmedia.com/blog/kiki-will…

Lady is really skinny. That leg is not normal. She needs a hamburger.

I once did the two tampon thing by accident. D’oh.

WHATEVER IT TAKES!!

Oh I’m sure it did. For the white folk.

Pick a side and stay there, you greedy fuck. (If you couldn’t tell, this comment is laced with sarcasm. Fuck whoever makes you happy!)

I’m almost done with this book. It’s so good. It’s not a rip-them-all-apart tell-all. It’s very scientific. I feel so bad for these women of the UES who have no lives other than their homes/children and have no financial independence when their philandering husbands cheat.

I’m gonna be all judgmental here and I know it. Tinder is gross. And I think anyone who has sex without protection with a stranger is a fucking moron.

The sky is also blue. Thanks for this obvious fact!

Cool, man!

Fuck the Duggars and fundie Christians, but if you don’t forgive people, it’s the equivalent of drinking poison and expecting the other person to die. It’s literally only hurting yourself.

This is frustrating. Fucking name the person. Don’t dance around this bullshit. This is nothing until the dude is named.

Thanks, Jezebel, for naming this scumbag. Hopefully these articles are the first thing in this dipship’s Google search when he’s being Googled by future employers.

I could think of a couple of charities that need the money that it’d cost you to rent that ad space, you cunt.

Like I always say: fuck sports. It leads to entitlement, inflated egos, and shit like this.

Oh, yeah, to all you fuckers complaining and moving out to the suburbs, have fun on a delayed LIRR train, which is still the MTA, you morons, except in your case, a cab to your office will cost around $50 instead of $10. So, you know, whatever.

Sucks for you, dude.

What? Where are finding a one bedroom in this city for $1200/month?! You're crazy.