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“Wanna play cat and mouse?”

My four year old can’t be trusted with my makeup (thanks for “using” my mulberry lipstick and breaking it in half) to not play ponies when it’s bedtime, or not eat a pile of cookies. I think getting her to understand gun safety is a big ask.

Sorry, but this is hilarious and deliciously ironic. She created this situation through her own stupidity* and the only victim here is her poor son, who I feel very sorry for.

Where I’m from, maternity leave (and recently, paternity leave) is paid for by the state for - hold onto your knickers - more than 120 days, out of which 40-something are MANDATORY postnatal maternal leave. Basically, if a baby has recently come out of you, your ass is staying home for at least a month and a half,…

I was 19 and parents asked me to watch one of my little brothers while they went out. Sure. No big deal. Quick story about the house: previous owners was a raging alcoholic, his wife and three boys. He goes on a drunken rampage and kills the boys and himself but wife barely survived. Needless to say the house was…

Full House was always corny. Fuller House is the same corniness with jokes appropriate for modern time.

OMG one million stars. The same absurd culture gets carried into fraternities, investment banks, workplaces everywhere, Washington DC...

I wish we didn’t give these young male athletes such an inflated since of self importance like we seem to do. This whole rhetoric of banding together with their brother and whatnot...please, you play college basketball, there’s honestly few things less important than that.

If a woman has an accident while on her period, there is no sympathy, it’s “omg how embarassing for you.”

I wonder how quickly the tax on menstruation products would disappear if women stopped using tampons and pads and just free-bled everywhere?

Also, if your religion prohibits you from interacting with literally half the people on the planet, your religion probably sucks.

Rural Iowa right here. I am involved in an effort to save our Family Planning Clinic. Just secured funding to keep it limping along another year. Time to try to get folks to open those pocket books now!! The place serves 7 counties!

OK, but if I vote for him if he has to promise to throw a trashcan through the window of a local pizzeria where lobbyists congregate.

Same way any other method fails- they’re not 100% effective. Hormonal IUD’s work by preventing ovulation and thickening cervical mucous, but in the minuscule number of cases where you do end up ovulating despite the IUD and a determined spermatazoa makes its way through that thick mucous, you get a pregnancy. The…

Dude, once she gets rid of everything that doesn't bring joy I'm pretty sure all of our problems will be over (we possibly will not have sewage treatment plants or dumpsters anymore, but I think that's a small price to pay).

10 hour bar crawl... He probably charged it to his expense account

Damn! You beat me to this joke. Bob Barker approves.

Her owners should do the responsible thing and spay her.