Yeah this is why I always say “it’d be nice to have a small backyard,” but fuck that noise. 

When I got my first IUD in 2016, it was pain like I never experienced before. Getting it removed back in April was a piece of cake. Then for stupid reasons I got another instead of having a salpingectomy and it was hell again. I finally had a salpingectomy in October and they took it out while I was under general…

FWIW: hormonal birth control doesn’t regulate your period. it basically stops your body from having a cycle.

you should probably report them to HR.

People who are able to get pregnant but never want kids: if you have insurance, get a salpingectomy. Super easy recovery and then you never have to worry about any hormonal birth control ever again. Can’t recommend it enough.

Get a salpingectomy if you have insurance that will cover it. The recovery is super easy and it is 100% worth it if you never want kids and don’t want to be on hormonal birth control for your whole life.

I’ve had my tubes removed but I’ll happily help him be no longer unmarried.

JFC. I am so glad I got my tubes removed last week. I will always stand up for abortion rights, but at least I don’t need to let these fuckwits mess with my anxiety levels. Fuck these people so hard.

The clitoris is for nothing other than pleasure and so few men know how it works. I just got out of an 8 month relationship with a guy who went down on me exactly one time and never got me off. He THOUGHT he was getting me off through penetration but I never confirmed that. We had a lot of issues to take care of, so I…

thank goodness i’m getting a salpingectomy next week.

hopefully this helps: https://linktr.ee/whostherepodcast

UGH. Burn that fucking house to the ground, collect the insurance, and fucking leave. 

What? I hate this thundercunt as much as the next non-brain dead individual, but he didn’t tell them to go back to their countries and this headline is completely misleading. He said go back to the places they come from - probably their districts. His base is obviously misinterpreting it because they’re not white…

Apparently the “what are you waiting for??” line was written by a fan who won a contest, hence why that line, in particular, is worse than the rest.

Totes, but it’s actually not that invasive and it’s outpatient surgery. 

This is cruel to the sharks but we can safely assume they’ll be set free as there will also be a lot of dead rich people soon. 

Fuck these guys. This is why I’m getting my tubes tied. 

I made three appointments today with three different OBGYNs for consultations about getting a tubal ligation. I never want children and I’m not taking chances. (I’m 32, btw.)

If anyone in NYC has had a tubal ligation before and an recommend a good doctor, please let me know!

I’m getting my tubes tied, y’all.  Fuck this shit.