He also hasn't eaten any of the low-hanging fruit, I'd wager.
Well. Elizabeth Bennett also denied her relationship with Mr. Darcy to Lady Catherine de Bourg. So there.
Praise God for taking the bone out of their dick. I just can't fucking imagine. Or imagine fucking. Whatever.
you might even say it was "CLASSIC."
"I would, but I have a degenerative disease where if I stick my hands in things, I just start shitting and vomiting all over the place—maybe I'll try, though."
Dude......the Swedes put their babies outside for naps.
We received this newspaper clipping from my mother-in-law, recently. "TAKE A JACKET!"
I remember being unlucky enough to get scarlet fever when it reared up in the 80s. I was miserable, and on top of it, I'd read The Velveteen Rabbit and was convinced my parents were going to burn all my things.
I had that book! I thought I was being sneaky by looking at it. Little did I know it was a plant.
My 4 year old calls everyone buttstink, that's kind of funny. My nephew though, had some of the best ones I've ever seen. He once asked me what I was going to be when I grow up (I was like 26) and on another occasion, my step mom told him he shouldn't eat another piece of candy, at which point he stood on the chair…
Aw, shucks. I put my Chuck E. costume on one gigantic foot at a time, just like everyone else.
Make the complaint to animal control, that he's pulling that crap means he's already had a complaint against him and the dog :-(
The pitbull owner has no intention of paying for your dogs medical bills. Make the complaint to animal control and make a claim on his homeowners insurance. If he doesn't have any, take him to small claims court. When you win you can put a lean on his property.