How many Hemsworth brothers are there, anyway?

I think she’s a bit older. I’m going for Kristen Bell.

It’s blue and gold.

EXCELLENT CHOICE OF PHOTO. 10/10 would weep with nostalgia for that show again.

Can I kiss you for that reference?

Rigorously argued. You may now drop the mic.

I love you so much for this.

Spot-on Neverwhere reference. Now that I think about it, Amy Adams IS a Tang Dynasty vase, isn't she?

Perfect comparison.

Yeah, some assholes love to torment the meek. Its the ones who snap back that inform them “Hmmm can’t get over on this one as easy.”. Still doesn’t mean they’re totally immune. Lily Tomlin does not strike me as someone who takes shit even once.

When I had kids I just unfriended every cool person I knew until all I had left was family and some equally irritating parent friends. It was the only fair solution for everyone.

Rep. Rob Taylor (R) attended, but turned his back during the blessing. This, he believes, is what Jesus would have done. “Jesus would be in the chamber, from my perspective. He would passively protest,” he told reporters.

To the guy that correctly diagnosed my anal fissure during an “ask the Deadspin staff” session:

My mum says that in the 50s my aunty Dorothy used to do her hair in a big bouffant and hold it in place with sugar water, till she got chased down Dunbar High Street by a flock of bees.

"Divide and conquer today, divide and conquer tomorrow, divide and conquer forever!"

UPDATE: I HAVE FOUND THE LETTER

Or you could have changed it to "I was ready to eat my fate."

I'm normally a very nice person who values politeness and kindness- until this one day. I had just moved from a pedestrian-friendly city to one that required a car, and was still adjusting to car culture when I got really sick and had to go to the doctor. The office was in one of the busiest areas of the city, and I…