You, sir, partake in subpar quilts.

False. To enter the car, one has to have been briefly out in the rain, which means you are now slightly (or very) wet in the car. No matter how warm that car is, you are still wet, and wetness is directly opposed to coziness. Also to get OUT of that car you will again have to get wet, which is something to dread while…

I honestly think she just doesn't go beyond Us and Them. Good is Us, and Bad is Them. If you're one of Us you're Good, even if what you're doing might be slightly Bad, but since you're on the Good side, it's clearly not really THAT Bad.

And all this does is have our enemies laughing at us

This is going to quickly descend into a "in context, at the time" conversation, as I'm sure you know.

I get why people would like this, and am a total bakery fiend myself, but for some reason I can taste each individual ingredient in cookie butter and can't stomach it at all. Tastes like dusty, buttered cookie batter to me.

I'm not understanding how you read this as a lecture. She's responding to questions posed directly to her, and responding within the context of "this is what I do".

I have an acquaintance who teamed up with a very smart 17 year old, starting in a kind of mentorship role and evolving into a partner, but the kid was really the engine and the boss. After a decade the 17 year old was a millionaire and the friend is very well off and very happy with how things went.

This is all I see.

You're not crazy, but it sounds like there was just a toxic blend of reaction happening. You were being a hormonal drama queen, your mom's been at a steady whine for weeks/months, and then your dad hit the roof. So not your fault, more of a group production.

Award goes to the parakeet, who has no personal investment in (or practical use for) a tiny dish with a slight glaze of liquid at the bottom, but is dragging it out of dog's reach for the sheer fuckery of it.

I'm hoping the next generation are all about those stupid reflective implants you put in the whites of your eyes. That or the corneal color change, but with really deranged colors.

And yet all I see is the rogue apostrophe in the third sign...

While I enjoy a good cyst-popping video, I find that the Youtube playlist of a vet in Gambia and his tireless campaign against the mango worm is more satisfying somehow. Fabulous vet Euro accent, glamorous hardcore assistant Fatou, hundreds of disgustingly alive worms, lots of dogs that feel better after, and when the…

Vote: Hobo Millie/Lauren wallet

I test-drove a Subaru, and went into it convinced I was going to buy it. I'd spent a lot of time on forums and reading test-drive reviews, I was sure the Subaru would be it. Left the car feeling very underwhelmed.

I use mine for games and Netflix in bed. I don't usually bring my laptop into my bedroom and I don't have a TV in there either, and the tablet is something I have on the bedside table and will use for maybe 20-30 minutes before I go to sleep. It's also really handy when traveling, but for entertainment, not functional…

If you don't want people to read what you write and call you on it, don't write anything.

HUGH JACKMAN, YOU CRETIN.