If you're too delicate for discussion, then don't post. Amazing thing, that - you post, people read, they reply. Perils of the internet.

Of course I see there's a special vitriol for female roles, but the kind of broad, operatic wailing you're doing with "Whatever women do, when something is defined as being "female", it becomes contemptible. If a woman dares to take pride in motherhood, then she is beneath contempt" and "women are made to be shit on.…

Ugh, sue her into the ground. Every time I recall her Elizabeth Smart interview, all my skin wants to crawl right off my body - Nancy Grace oozing syrupy sympathy while trying to crack a teenage sex assault victim open in the most disgusting, manipulative, OBVIOUS way, and Elizabeth Smart handling it like a goddamn…

Nooooooooooooooo.

Also "tummy". Or "belly". I have no idea why I hate these words from adults, but I really really do.

Oh, such drama! Bullshit. Stop selling women down the river with blanket bloody statements.

If a woman's main project is net neutrality and I start bringing up some ISP point I've found valid, there's usually a conversation to be had that involves the exchanging of opinions of facts. With some moms, that isn't an option - they become assholes because they completely shut down discussion because "you're not a…

I've got a ton of friends who've become moms, and most of them talk about mom/kid stuff a lot - but the thing that really is the breaking point for me is the weird "you don't get to question my parenting" line that some mommies draw around anything they say about their life. So they had a kid, and you get demoted to…

"Yummy" or "yum", when spoken by an adult, is one of the only things that makes me feel a wave of irrational and immediate violence.

Honestly, it does look like a teething toy, it really does. The size is pretty big, I wouldn't outright think of it as a choking hazard - some of the gel teething toys I've seen that look like bead bracelets would seem easier to swallow.

Which is why it feels so necessary to issue this reminder: You don't actually get to have an opinion about where or how or why anyone else gives birth. Ever.

Good, then you should be set. Comment away!

Good move - make sure that you also fake your family and personal history thoroughly, people can track you down based on throwaway comments about past relationships and family businesses.

Exactly. I think many people blur that line and believe that imprisonment is merely the construct for delivering punishment in the form of isolation, deprivation and misery.

This is off-topic, but if you have ANY concerns about your identity becoming public, stop posting now and even go back and delete some stuff. I'm not saying this as a threat, I'm saying it because at one point in my career I was professionally tasked with identifying "anonymous" commenters and just on a basic scan of…

You're reading it wrong, there was no insinuation intended. I genuinely get nervous when prison "perks" are noted by outraged citizens and then stripped away. There's a weird mentality that prisoners should basically have the same access to luxury items as homeless people, aka none. It's a strange way to further…

You're meaning that as an offence towards ME?

As long as us working non-murderers are still free to wander around at will, and he's still confined and has to obey someone else's schedule, I'm not actually that outraged by this. I'd imagine sometimes he'd just really like to go to Wendy's and can't, or swim in the ocean and he never will again. The fact that I can…

Considering it's the part your "This is EXACTLY the Democrat way" balances on, I figured it was an important point to check.

Jon Stewart addressed this on the show last night - he was joking, the interviewer took him seriously and now it's A Thing.