Gather up everything you have that he ever gave to you and burn them. Don’t give them away. Don’t throw them away. Burn them.

You don’t seem angry, I think you should be angry. You kinda sound like if he called you and was all “baby baby baby” at you and “left his wife” you’d take him and girl, that’s not a good place to be. Maybe he’s doing you a favor by blocking you, no contact with this manipulative fucker is definitely the way to go.…

Same - truly a social smoker.

Harry Potter killed Voldemort and stopped the death eaters, pay more attention History Class or go visit the Dumbledore memorial you mudblood

Amen. I don’t really like the look of diamonds so we did amber, which was cheap enough that, when I lost the first one, a replacement + the original were <$100 total. I love the ring, and, now that I’m realizing how very little I like wearing even a ring I adore all the time (I work in health care and the hand…

Ah, but you can inspire tremendous jealousy as a side-power!

I’d pay real money for that superpower. There are a few times a year where I think to myself, “I’d love a smoke right now.” Then I picture myself doing that very same thing after having quit for over a year, and spending 3 years afterwards trying to quit again. One time around that block was enough.

I almost chimed in that I could do cocaine that way but it seemed like it might be an “overshare” (lol)

Sadly, I only have a 10-year-old son, but it’s nice to know that I am not the only one with this tiny, entertaining but basically useless superpower. Cheers!

Me too! However I really enjoy the buzz I get from one ciggie. Then back to being a “non-smoker”.

Milk it, sunburninator.

.....I knew someone in N’Awlins that, on one of his rare nights out, would buy a pack at the bar when he walked in, smoke while he was there, and when he was leaving, would give the rest of the pack to anyone who wanted it......I was always impressed.....

I hate you.

Omg! That's his vampire wife and the woman who he pretends is his wife is his daughter who is aging normally!!!

Hey, speaking of weirdo photos ... Where is his daughter in the mirror??? And who is the boy who appears in the mirror but not the photo???? Demons? Crazy camera photos? Proof of extraterrestrial life? It’s hard to say.

Well then strangle it first and go with the flow.

research to be prevented

One of my English teachers thought it would be a swell idea to put on a very small (for our class only) production of Romeo and Juliet. Let me set the scene here: on one side of the class were the nerds, dorks and wallflowers. There was one row of people we could call “undecided” and then on the opposite side of the…

Oh but many of us do know what serial rapists look like.