When I go running, I fart. A lot. Normally I am running by myself so I just let them rip without shame, or until I am at least far enough away from the person running past me to claim a smelt it dealt it situation. So one night I had gone for a 5 mile jog at this park near my house (shout out to Green Lake) and I…

“I delivered what you asked for. It’s not my fault you didn’t say anything beyond `For new web site pickuppregnantchicks.com .’”

I only watched it because it was part of the “TGIF” block with Family Matters and my all-time favorite:

I’m sure someone has, but I’m not about to verify.

Which one of the guys was supposed to be the hot one? Because they’re all giving off this very Josh Duggar-like vibe. Ew. Ew ew ew ew ew.

That would be better than what I’m seeing so far...

Thank you. Don’t forget mostly thankless, especially when you’re not famous.

Aging Former Harry Potter Podcast Host.

Oddly, the actual toilet is shaped like a giant coffee cup.

The State Department never provides reasons for visa denials, not even to the person whose visa was denied. In June, the Supreme Court said this was a-okay (Din v. Kerry).

If you have a visa revoked in most cases you can’t then re-enter the country. if he attempted to enter the U.S. as a tourist with his German passport, he would be flagged at his point of entry and sent back. Disobeying a court order custody/visitation order is an excellent way to guarantee supervised visitation. She…

It hurts sometimes to admit this, but once upon a time, I lived in a group home for children who were victims of long-term abuse. It’s hard for people who have never had their humanity so thoroughly reduced, but just having a few moments of being treated like a real human-being can give a person a sense of dignity…

Or what, you’ll unravel as we walk away?

I’m too lazy for that. Let’s just find her on FB and make her life a nightmare. Besides, they have laws for messing up cars, most places still consider online harassment a gray area (much like my presence on Jezebel) and can’t prosecute us.

This is the type of mother I want to be when I grow up!

In 7th grade, I was the only former player from my school who didn’t make the 7th grade basketball team. I was mortified, and would have been happy to have spent the season warming the bench. Literally every other girl from 6th grade made it, and there was no player cap or anything like that. I got the news on a…

Your mom is the shit. That girl is also a toolbag. Totally irrelevant question, but were you in tents or cabins? You said both and I’m just trying to get my mental picture right.

Man, fuck that girl. Camp should not follow you back to school - that should be a law.

Let’s find Leslie on Facebook, go to her town, and mess up her car.

I met my husband when both of our daughters were nine years old. We dated for several years before we got married. If he had started sleeping with my daughter 10 years later after me giving birth to his child....y’all....Y’ALL....just put some money on my books at the commissary. I’d have been in jail.