I thought she was finally being styled and made up somewhat appropriately for her age and then read this. From her stance I think you’re right. What is wrong with people. Her team either make up up like a 35 year old woman or somehow worse, play up her childlike qualities while putting her in a revealing dress? She’s…

Yeah, I find it hard right now to trust any famous guy. For some old reason.

“this child has two parents” YES I LOVE IT

I need this woman to live to be 150 years old.

I don’t understand how he got a Super Bowl halftime show. He doesn’t have a large catalogue of hits to work with and arguably, Dick in a Box is his best work.

Yeah he’s a tool. The first thing that popped into my head is that he’d never do a Vegas residency because it’d be harder to fuck around and get away with it.

I always wonder what Jessica Biel thinks about this. It’s so weird for a grown, married man/father to keep making digs about about a girlfriend he dated 16 (yes, I just looked it up on Wikipedia) years ago.

There’s nothing that says “classy” like dissing your teenage ex for no good reason. Keep on keeping on, JT 🙄

And even if she doesn’t have anything on the Russia probe, I’m SURE there are other probes/investigations that she’s got something on.

I don’t have the book, but many are guessing Nikki Haley, supposedly there’s a random mention near the end of Trump ‘taking notice’ of her, and she him.

Everything I’ve seen says that Trump thinks of Hope Hicks like a daughter, so he’s definitely fucking her.

A year ago, when I first saw Hope Hicks’ picture and learned she works at the White House, I thought “No way Trump isn’t fooling around with her.” Hell, that’s probably why Melania (a) stayed in New York for months, and (b) looks perpetually pissed off.

Finally, Sessions picks on someone his own size. However, the naughty little elf should check with Keebler corporate. His anti-pot stance is denying them billions in the edibles market.

#humblebrag

The thing I find so confounding about the complicity of USAG/MSU/USOC is... why? Once the allegations started to surface, why keep him? Did this shitstain appear to offer anything special? Did he seem to possess unique skills above and beyond the average sports medicine practitioner? Or was it really just the purely…

“I’m an adult, and I’m listening, and I’m sorry it took this long.”

Yeah isn’t she about 900th in line to become queen at this point? Don’t give all the good gifts to basically your friends nephews cousins gf when this is her first holiday at your house

Jezebel, What Are You Doing? Days of silence on the topic, and then what comes forth is not actually the thinkpiece on sexual coercion and the “ways consent can feel blurring”, on how predators purposefully use bullshit excuses about “miscommunication” to get away with it, about how Ansari is more representative of…

I am so goddamned conflicted about James Comey. On the one hand, he likely handed Trump the presidency with his ill-timed “We’re still looking into her emails” comment. On the other hand, he showed at least a little integrity (which is like, a lot of integrity in 2017 currency) by not agreeing to turn a blind eye to…

Other outlets have reported the samples tested positive for tremolite asbestos, a.k.a. The Very Bad One.