I can remember the first time I got self-conscious about my weight. I was six or seven. I was in dance class. I was taking jazz. We were dancing to Zippity Do Da and had costumes that showed our midriff. The mothers started making comments about our cookie tummies and cutting down before the big recital. It was like…

Good god, he is a moron. Proof right there in that tweet.

Fuck Dr. Phil, and not in the sexy way. All shows like this are predatory, as far as I’m concerned. They say they have two objectives: to entertain and inform. Neither of those things involve ethically ensuring people who need help get it. I’m glad that Herzog is able to say that his experience was a net positive, but…

Jesus! William just keeps looking more and more like his dad. Seems like everyday he loses more hair and his shnozz gets bigger.

Things we learn from this photo. Meghan is beautiful. She needs to keep her chin up for photos otherwise her contour and blush look heavier than they probably are. Belted coats are more fashionable, but structured buttoned coats look better in photographs. Harry needs an overcoat in a darker color, seam pockets…

I think she looks modern and chic whereas Kate looks like a Christmas bear. Well played, Meghan!

Congrats to the Kardashian tribe on their first Gap commercial.

I am done with calling out the actresses on this shit. Call out the magazine, the conglomerate who owns the magazine, etc. This is not her fault. We’re playing games with women who want to help because they arent 100% perfect meanwhile people are getting away with rampant discrimination, assault etc.

Oh, she will. It will be delicious. Her little Nazi soul will scream in distress.

She will.

When I first read that it was a broach I thought it was some sort of abstract piece of jewelry, but from looking at that picture it’s a figure of a black slave’s head. So yeah, that was not some sort of clueless oversight. That woman knew exactly what the fuck she was doing and she was sending a message.

This happened in Waukesha, the most conservative and wealthy county in Wisconsin. I started working here right after it happened, and there was outrage from the rich bible thumpers that they aren’t being executed. They also wanted this new fangled “internet” thing destroyed before it hurt anyone else.

I once prepped a public official to do a late night show (not this one), and every single thing is prepped days in advance and damn near scripted: the anecdotes*, the outfits, the clips, etc. There’s zero room for spontaneity, which is probably why the network shows suck so bad.

I’m in the 18-49 demo and I cannot stand Jimmy. The Roots are the only part of his show worth watching, but even they can’t save him anymore.

I hope the feminists are taking over. These fragile boys have shown how the smallest things can upset their whole lives. Poor babies.

Let’s start a female led “Die Hard” rumor. Because nothing is sacred, fellas.

YES, YES, YES. I feel blessed to have stumbled onto the original Spanish version of the song FIRST and couldn’t believe that the beibered version was the one people in the US are listening too.

Honestly, even the Sesame street cover is better then the beibs.

I’ve come to a point where I have decided to believe ALL rumors of sexual assault and harassment. I’d rather side with a victim and be proved wrong than leap to the defense of a predator in the name of lofty ideals like “fairness”, thereby making it more difficult for women to come forward. There is nothing fair about…

I can think of at least one guy who finds Ivanka to be totally fuckable...

He’s the blandest bland that ever blanded.