Cool. Fuck off then.

Guess this game isn’t gonna be sold in China.

I can’t believe we cater to those homophobes

Good grief you only seem to comment to say how much you hate the site.

1.  tell my downstairs neighbors to shut the fuck up.

Exactly. If Total Recall like tech existed I’d just ask to be able to watch my favorite movies like-new again. Uncreative? Sure! But at least it’s less likely to end in a police manhunt for me after I learn I use to be a spy and my wife is an incredibly dedicated actress and also spy!

Professor Oak: This isn't the time to use that!

Reminded me of this, takes me back to the old videogame magazine days

I remember at a time there were N-Gage truthers about too. That system had so many glaring issues from the start and by the time they addressed some of them, it was long past too late.

It’s perfect, and perfectly cruel :D.

Using the N-Gage for “Pro-innovation bias” is next-level excellent.

I keep this chart handy to remind myself how people can be led astray.

Unsettling... I was a kid and my family would go for lunch on Sundays. We were at a steakhouse (Ponderosa, I think), and an adult couple a few tables over were having an argument. She got up, started to walk away while he was still beaking at her. A couple of steps later, she stopped and stood perfectly still. Dad…

Oh... restaurants.  Yes, I remember those...

Exactly. That’s all this shit is about. Well, that and a perpetual deep-seated hatred or, at the very least, disrespect for minorities.

Do you have a Doctorate in Ignorant-White-Townie Anthropology?

Ironically, one of the supposed “ingredients” in the video is “making good choices,” which of course they go out of their way to show a lack of — with an empty cup in the video (as well as . . . you know, by making and posting the damn thing in the first place).

It's like poetry. It rhymes. 

Thank God he’ll help unpack the religious imagery in Batman V Superman. It was just too darn subtle for me to pick up on without some help. 

I mean, it's so subtle.