sumunholywar
SumUnholyWar
sumunholywar

What about Jared Harris and Stellan Skarsgard in Chernobyl?

Look, I’m not a fan of how Disney has become this much of a monopoly (and have my own longstanding qualms with the company), but it’s not like fucking Sony needs our help either. Just because one absurdly massive multinational multimedia conglomerate doesn’t deserve our sympathy doesn’t mean another does in its place.

Or just get a stationary bike and watch the Doctor Who serial “The Curse of Peladon,” one of the best third doctor stories! 

Pretty sure a good looking gay dude will have no trouble finding dudes to blow him without lecturing him about smoking.

You're absolutely right. Here's to the upcoming smash, The Apes of the Planet.

Ah yes, nothing inspires confidence in a new installment of Planet of the Apes like *checks notes* hiring the director of Maze Runner.

I’d be totally on board if the first movie had been better. Last two were absolutely boffo.

Super hot take: The “[noun-preposition] The Planet of the Apes” is the best trilogy of films in the Aughts. If there were justice in the world, Andy Serkis would’ve won far more recognition than he did.

She’s literally saying that it’s bad sex, which she dreads and does ANYWAY. It’s highly likely that she knows her husband well enough to know that it’s from extreme anxiety. She was quite straightforward. How do we know that any letter writers are ever telling the whole story? All we ever have is one point of view.

Let me put this in terms you older people might better understand:

He’s gonna choke that guy’s face and then fuck his ass. 

I definitely don’t feel good about being a listener of Missing Richard Simmons. It seems like a gross invasion of privacy without his consent. Not my proudest listen. 

Jennifer Garner’s Elektra makes Halle Berry’s Catwoman look like Helen Slater’s Supergirl

Remember ladies, no matter whatever happens to us it’s always OUR fault! Even murder!

Wonder if he had similar conversations on the set of ‘Hellboy’?

Does ... does Scrooge ... does Scrooge blackmail Mrs. Crachit into having sex with him?

Occasional reminder that TPTB managed to turn Deadspin into a smoking crater cuz reasons.

Sure seems like you shouldn’t have gotten rid of Splinter.

I really don’t see how this is hypocritical. I’m sure the truckloads of money spark a lot of joy for her.

Yeah, fellow prof here. While I second everything pretty much everyone here has said about sleeping with students being a bad idea professionally, what I can never get over is what the fuck do you talk about? Like, if this isn’t just wham-bam sex (which apprently it isn’t), what are your conversations like? I can