I hate reading and hearing about Kanye West. He is a major doofus.

Is Kathleen Kennedy as dumb and craven as Spanfeller? I think not.

I’m assuming that the Star Wars franchise will survive these management issues.

Has anyone ever seen Thiel and Spanfeller in the same room? What is the end game, here? Because it’s certainly not about money. Everything move they’ve made thus far has been the antithesis of money-making. This is like the Underpants Gnomes plan for G/O Media.

Must suck to be the blogger at Jezebel on THIS night.

Lol fuck off with your concern trolling

I hear something similar happened with the Spanfeller/Maidment feud with HavingABrain. In the end they sided with BeingDumbshits.

Several Deadspin staffers have announced their resignations today:

If anyone wants to hit up ole’ Jimmy Spanny himself and ask him what the fuck is going on, here’s his number! 917-881-5965

Speaking for everyone, where’s xanax?

“Stick to candy!”

Exquisite sports content

Wow!  This is a great post about sports, sports only, and nothing else besides sports!

It doesn’t get much better than this, Luis.  

*chef's kiss*

Just wanted to say it fucking blows that Barry got fired yesterday. There are relatively few constants left in life, but Barry writing the first article of the day for Deadspin was one of them. I’ve been coming to Deadspin regularly for about 10 years now. I love this place. So many laughs, so many great reads. The…

We may not all be as eloquent as Will at the end there, but I think it’s safe to say we all feel the same way.

Hey Drew. You’re the best, and good luck with the brain and everything.

Honestly, I’m amazed the pic doesn’t have their laptop monitors facing the camera, giving away sensitive information.

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.