"At least we can all agree the third one's always the worst". Giving Jean Grey the power of meta-foreshadowing only makes her even more overpowered.

But as a framework to build year old rejected MAD TV ideas and Z-list celebrity cameos around… it'll do!

It's actually only got one bedroom. Turns out the horror buff was one particularly bad diarrhoea sufferer.

To be fair to Chris Brown as much as he deserves- judging by his twitter followers, the only women who continue to be interested in him are likely to be batshit crazy masochistic fame hounds.

The problem with using "violent criminal" is that you can act like a thug without actually committing a crime. But then again, I live in Britain where the word doesn't nearly have the same racial connotations. Here, the word with comparatively controversial classist implications is 'chav' and that's actually more…

So, basically, he's just a sexy foreigner who seduces English women? The heroic gentlemen try to thwart him while employing rather extreme measures to stop the spread of STDs in his victims.

I know, Jesus was clearly more of a vampire right? With all the blood-sharing, hypnotic charisma and feeding 5000 on a few loaves and fish. Clearly they must have been feeding on something else but there was no mention of brains. Zombies don't have magic powers either.

That was the plan for the third Amazing Spider Man movie. Dunno why Sony didn't follow through on it.

Well, those petulant manchildren have been frustratingly silent for a while now and mama's gotta bait those sweet, sweet clicks.

Your sentences are too short.

But, but it has all those incredibly iconic moments like… when Rhinos and Elephants charge around and a gun shoots a blunderbluss…

If history has shown us anything, it is that the AV Club comment section is particularly sensitive to any overly obvious attempts by the site to get them to like or be interested in a particular person or product they find distasteful. It's generally more forgiving of a writer's criticism of things they may like than…

But he technically could be Deadman.

They keep shooting a bunch of scenes with him just to keep him happy only to cut them from the final movies.In the end they bring in Mark Hamill as an elderly Joker and pretend that his Clown Prince was just an imposter / follower who went crazy and thought he was the real one.

Turns out everyone in the MCU is secretly either a skrull or HYDRA, usually both.

I'm sure Snyder has it all thought through. His Batman is only gonna to show himself capable of killing low level mooks who are obviously irredeemable and not worthy of concern. He won't let himself kill real villains who commit mass murder and try to take over / destroy the world because there's a chance they might…

Saruman offered to do it but only if his heavy metal band could play a full 3 hour set at the reception.

And for my next trick… I will make myself reappear… some time in next few millennia or so.

One billion to cool them all, and in the social network find them?

Jaime Lannister sends his rear guard.