and ironically fatally allergic to water.

The only way to defeat the Night King is with… the Power of Love. Dany goes off and becomes the Night Queen.

By killing him you become the new Night King [but you still maintain enough of your identity to take the wights away with you North while you slowly become a life-hating villain over the course of a thousand years or two].

They start to fall in love and then their followers spend an episode or two discussing how a marriage might work- "Will it diminish or augment your authority, my Queen?" & "Jon, you've been bewitched by a foreign Southern woman!".

Sure, sure. Let me guess, his real mother is Billie of House Jean?

Yes, the real uncertainty lies in the North where Jon is losing popularity and Littlefinger is managing to put the little cat among the pigeons and unsettle the Stark family unity.

They wanted to give Sam something to do other than just read books and have sickening montages in Oldtown?

I believe she stuck with Beauty and the Beast instead. Not the worst career move ever but probably still a big mistake.

I recall Missy Elliott being rather plump…

Pretty sure Stannis had firm ideas about the propriety of that sort of thing though. Stannis is supposed to be even more inflexible than the Starks when it comes to doing things right, right?

While I don't think they drive their cars into groups of people, some anarchist and so-called antifa demonstrations have been pretty reprehensibly violent. But yeah, if you're going to be consistent if you want to label one extremist group as a terrorist movement you should name any group that has members which loot…

Polemic Sundance

FAKE NEWS!

Yeah, particularly with some comic commentators only bothering to produce something once a week, JOHN OLIVER,

#NotmyNazgul

Whose footprints are these?!

Huh? Just a box…

Kinda obvious deaths this week [at least Randyll was a sure bet for me]. Next week is clearly going to have the more interesting potential bucket kicker list. Beric and Thoros are arguably the most expendable with Tormund a close third I reckon.

Though it seems like Cersei has her eye on getting him punished somehow. It's kinda the wrong moment to push him I feel, particularly as he's just become reacquainted with the other Lannister brother whose side seems to be winning and who doesn't have a troublesome death wish when it comes to dealing with dragons.

We need to extend this subplot further. Seeing Littlefinger with erotic drawings of her younger mum would have just led to her stabbing him too quickly.