Is he not just using a novel way to carry a throw home?

Well, it does have a Bat-Fleshlight on the gauntlet, right? Batman has to collect his rogue gallery's DNA samples somehow.

Once the current era of gritty reboots has a morbidly obese cardiac arrest, the inevitable reboot of the Saw series will be a more light-hearted affair with a reanimated, undead villain confounded by his over-complicated killing machines backfiring all the time, leaving him to pick up his pieces.

Even if a friendly neighborhood millionaire Leonard Pierce offered to pay the legal fees?

Hating humanity for few trolls that exist is like hating everyone at high school because of the few bullies that some people have to cope with.

Turns out he never did.

or Glenn Close.

Technically, a real spiritual successor to the aborted PT / Silent Hills game would have to have an intriguing, headline-grabbing demo / PR event that evolves into a crazy hypefest / super-collaboration. There's already a bunch of indie games out that crib directly from PT's playbook with looping hallways and even…

I'd suggest having lingerie matches for the men but that would often involve some of them putting on more clothes than they usually wear.

Ha, trying to pretend like he's not Melissa Joan Hart.

Once you start on that train of thought, there's really no stopping. "… how is everything that was in my human mind able to be transferred into a cat's brain? Even if I accept that the process worked magically, what did I lose in the transition? … My catty brain hurts- I think I should just accept I'm a cat with…

And Keira Knightzee in some shots.

Means Perception is her dump stat and she's perpetually being surprised by everything.

Together with, you guessed it, Frank Stallone.

What??? No!

How old is Franco supposed to be in this though?

and 100 times more homicidal!

Twist- the dumb moral judgment was repurposed from the last decade and tacked on in order to reproduce a Variety press release and shill the game without a sponsored content tag!

Oh dear, we won't be seeing much of them this week then.

So, the joke / issue is that someone''s making a game about drug dealing? Is the writer really rehashing the old Jack Thompson 'Videogames corrupt your mind' line? Or are they just clueless about the hundreds of games that have already been made where you play as drug dealers and criminals?