With a repulsive personality and looking like Hitchcock's ugly son, I guess he felt coercion and bribery were the only way he could get women to do anything sexual for him.

So basically, he got the part because he shot first?

See, a 'rubber' often can mean a 'rubber johnny' or condom in England.

and cure his chronic insomnia.

Down, bumping into the brotherhood [and three other names that 'were' on her list]. There she can sign up the Hound for an unofficial Cleganebowl while she tries to take down Cersei. Brienne might join in too as she's still sworn to protect the Stark girls and it would give her the opportunity to get Jaime to ask…

But not Ned's boy. A big reason so many of the North lords stood behind Robb was because of the respect they had for Ned. When Bran turns up and reveals the truth, he's also going to be another Stark more legitimate than Jon.

If Rhaegar had a shotgun marriage to Lyanna, Jon does have the stronger claim to the Iron Throne…

What if Littlefinger were to see a marriage to Cersei as his route to the Iron Throne, offering an alliance to the Vale as her only remaining option for a significant ally.

Personally, I feel like Arya should get a look in- after all, Cersei has always been one of the main people on her list and she gotta get to off at least one Lannister herself, right?

Half of them are detailed pornographic illustrations and most of the rest are slash fiction of Dunk and Egg.

To be fair to the kid, he started life knowing nothing of his father or his mother.

Or if LF figures he'll make the Vale knights join the Lannisters. After all, the odds are far too stacked against them right now for an interesting clash with apparently no allies and everyone teaming up against them. One route to the Iron Throne now Sansa has apparently rejected him and her claim to the North is to…

Well, strictly legally, Bran is actually next in line before them both… when he returns. The fact he'll come with information that Jon isn't Ned's son, with a stronger claim to the Iron throne than Winterfell will muddy things even more.

No, her punishment will be exile to Dorne. Wait, did I say 'her'?

Before they'd start doing that you'd get a hell of a lot of Lords wondering why they need to answer to an Iron Throne when they could just declare fealty to their Wardens. Dorne, The North and the Iron Islands would certainly declare independence [again].

Then again, maybe the promise was more along the lines of 'If she screws up another job because of her own feelings, then you'll finally accept she's not ready to be a Faceless Man'. I don't get the impression that people are usually allowed to leave the club without giving up their face.

I dunno. I kinda get the feeling that Jaqen is the more compassionate and forgiving side while the Waif represents the less compromising side of death-dealing. The Waif probably sees Jaqen's tolerance of Arya's lack of 'facelessness' as overly indulgent and, arguably, the Waif is right because Arya seems unlikely to…

What's so hard about understanding that everything should be fair game except the sacred ideals we presumptively attach to the Founding Fathers?

Hey, they're the only ones still living the American Dream, thank you very much!

Explains why his answer to the question of Amal's best feature being "I dunno but I'd sure like to tap that ass!"