My sister worked with someone who had a service mini-horse to help with their visual impairment. That thing was awesome. It wore little velcro sneakers inside. It was smart as a whip and so well-behaved.

Peacocks are freaking MEAN. I wouldn’t want one on my flight, honestly.

EVERYTHING.

Remember how they used to insure actresses’ (and Mary Hart’s) legs for PR purposes? They should do that with Issa Rae’s smile. It is the most amazing smile.

Janelle Monae’s profile always makes me gasp. She clearly knows her angles but also my goddness she is sculpted perfection.

Absolutely love it. What an admirable young woman she is. I am all for her being president...like, now. Why wait!

We’ve all see her naked, so many, many, many, many times.

Kim, you just thirsty as hell.

Uh, are you kidding? Getting a chance to wear a truly fucking ridiculous hat is part of the point:

No!!! I mustn’t be denied the opportunity to see who wears the most ridiculous hat at this wedding. I’m waiting with bated breath!

Janelle is fucking amazing. I just love her. And Kesha made me ugly-cry so hard. Jesus.

This is so stupid. People, just unplug your freakin kitchen appliances and you’ll be fine. How often are you using the crockpot that you have it constantly plugged in? Must be people that have lots of extra counter space.

Because I hate my job and will literally read anything regardless of how much I dont care. :/

Please please please let this mean she is running for office.

Get that bovine a hysterectomy and she can live free forever!

Seriously, though, how much lazier could this journalism be?

My wife teaches world cultures. In middle school. In Texas. Yes, schools are catered to parents who think they know better than teachers. Students have an... odd kind of power over their teachers. This is all true.

Ok.

King Johnson, your journal entry is spot-on. Good job.

I didn’t take it as “mentoring”.. they hung out, but I never got the sense that Oliver was there to “teach” Elio anything. It was a messy situation and I think it was presented as such.