No one can leave well enough alone ever

There, William, fixed that for you.

Also, who the hell is his opponent?

OK that’s nice. Tell me something I don’t know. Like, who the hell is Tennys Sandgren and why is he in the AO Quarterfinals?

That’s like two of his kid’s names right there.

I actually don’t hate the name “Chicago” for a baby on its own. It’s not my favorite but it’s by no means the worst I’ve ever heard.

Say whatever you want bout Chelsea but that dog always seemed chill as f*ck.

Why oh why can’t dogs last a human ‘s lifetime :(...my sweet puppy dog is not even four and I fret over someday being without her

Chunk Handler was one of the best celebrity dogs... He was a good boy ;(

MSU shouldn’t be allowed to have an athletic department anymore. If you fail to maintain a safe environment for your students for more than two decades, you lose the right to participate in college sports.

Do you know who does stuff like this? Who ignores communication from their partner, going ahead with whatever they want to do sexually, while always making sure to stay on the legal side of things? PREDATORS. It is not the men who care deeply about making sure their partners want to be there and are comfortable but…

Jezebel, What Are You Doing? Days of silence on the topic, and then what comes forth is not actually the thinkpiece on sexual coercion and the “ways consent can feel blurring”, on how predators purposefully use bullshit excuses about “miscommunication” to get away with it, about how Ansari is more representative of…

Shit, I can’t even reliably draft each round of my fantasy football team on an iPhone.

I hope Jack Antonoff gets custody of the dog.

odell beckham is available

This isn’t going to have a cast of thousands like some Cecil B. DeMille epic, I find it hard to believe that even in the whitest parts of GB, they can’t find a few dozen naturally tan people willing to be extras.

I must have activated the spore drive and ended up in a universe where Bollywood doesn’t exist

5-4. That means 4 of (supposedly) the best jurists in the land looked at those terrible, awful things he said in the Times interview and said, “nah, no racial animus here!”

My body is ready to be screaming over a hotly contested curling match while seated at my local bar

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