The crystal craze is so interesting to me. I’m glad they bring people a sense of calm! Genuinely, whatever fuggin works. But it’s such a strange thing. Fuckin’ crystals. What rich people nonsense. Does anyone know where this trend came from? From what I’ve read, it appears to have been a really excellent new-age…

I’m throwing your star at your head.

I read the whole study and I like the way they worked it.

researchers captured a frilled shark specimen off the Algarve coast by Portugal, while working for the European Union on a project that seeks to minimize the huge number of “unwanted” catches in commercial fishing enterprises.

Yeah that line of reasoning was super weird to me too. I could maybe see the argument that this is child #3, but even that isn’t problematic imho.

Fitting that the worst kind of Becky is a male Becky.

Crazy how much people overthink how complicated this all is. It’s really easy to understand!

Yeah, but what’s her take on a 4-3 defensive scheme with Manti Te’o at the Mike?

You don’t get to tell me what shows I should watch. You. Dont. Get. To. Tell. Me. That is MY show. I Choose MY show. Me. Not you. (Stares vacantly into space while music rises in back.) (whispering) It’s the only show I have. The only show. (swallows, looks teary-eyed) And I love it, you know?

i love the alex and meredith friendship too. i’d puke if they slept together, i just want them to be best friends forever and never, ever, ever want to see a romantic storyline!

I miss Christina. She was such a fantastic character. Her “he’s not the sun” speech was gold and I still think about it and consider it solid life advice for every woman.

You know, I’m really glad you posted this because it’s a succinct example of the type of comment that’s both infuriating and nearly impossible to counter. You’ve given us an opportunity to analyze it.

That picture of him needs to have crudely scribbled coke and cum on his face.

How is Perez Hilton still a thing? I haven’t given this asshole a thought in ten years. Has anybody?

This should be on his IMDB page.

Here, you can time it with this...

He’s white like yogurt and his last name’s Cheban. I will call him Chebani.

First Commandment per the FoodGod

Everyone knows you have to say the comma out loud!

The Astros beat the top 3 payrolls in the MLB to get this.