Take out the bullshit snake oil and the routine here is that he works out, drinks a lot of water, gets massages, eats well, and gets a lot of sleep.

You’re welcome! I refused to put out a “cute” pic if I could help it. Thankfully a mugshot came through!

I can predict with absolute certainty only two pitchers who will not appear tonight: Game 6 starters Rich Hill and Justin Verlander.

The number of racist white guys with asian wives/gfs is mind-blowingly high.

Season 6 should start with Claire saying Francis is dead.

He couldn’t dig their graves because the ground was all clay.

Not listed: His main rivals.

Aw. This is ridiculous but Abel Tesfaye looks a lot like one of jinni’s former (and very dear) boyfriends. I was kinda rootin’ for them.

Christmas albums are such blatant money grabs. The world doesn’t need yet another cover of Jingle Bells or whatever, but I can’t really applaud her too much for doing all original Christmas songs because really, the world doesn’t need those either.

13-12. I made it through to the end in Philly, which was a brilliant and an incredibly stupid decision all at the same time.

The music video looks good and makes the otherwise dull song a lot better, but it still leaves me disappointed. It has the same problem the “Bad Blood” video had, where it started awesome but then played like nothing but build up for a fight that barely happens (or amounts to a few seconds near the end).

Also, I’m sorry but why would you want the bikini back? I’m fairly free with sharing things that have touched mine or someone else’s body - if I know them. At the same time, I don’t want to be wearing no swimsuit that’s been all over someone else’s coochie. And also how would you even CLEAN that thing that has a…

Oh, so does this mean we can finally quit pretending that Terry Richardson hasn’t been gross as hell FOREVER? Also, his shitty photography has always been just as much garbage as he is as a human being, and I will never understand his popularity.

Rita Ora.

The first date isn’t really a date anyway (online dating context). It’s the lets meet in person for an hour or so to see if we both want to go on an actual date.

Her point about offering to give him a massage instead of accepting one is so telling. When we’re afraid we bargain and try to give narcissists what they want so we can minimize harm or plan our escape routes. I have no doubt that Weinstein will pretend that Nyong’o happily instigated the encounter. We smile at…

Out of the greys and a bump for this.

There are some things microwaves are just easier and better for, like melting chocolate.

I’d like to point out, and I’m sure I’m not the only one to notice, that six out of the twelve shown articles on mobile (I’m on an iPhone 5) are about rape or other forms of sexual misconduct.

I love this new version of the male apology: the one that invokes pity on the person apologizing rather than the actual victims.