This. I personally don’t like dogs, but the whole derailing of the conversation around this with the issue of “Emotional Support Animals” and whether the people who need them are a) assholes b) idiots who need to get their life together c) delusional or d) all of the above is IRRELEVANT.

I was gonna say that taking the bus also ought to be an option for her to consider, but...

From your doctor. And if you are allergic to latex then you should wear a medic alert bracelet too, if you are in an accident and need medical treatment then the first responders need to know to use latex alternative gloves and to not use latex gear. Jesus, it is your health and you are supposed to look after it. A…

Aw man, I want a service monkey now. Do you think I can get a service stump tailed macaque? They’ve got an ugly-cute thing going on and they help me deal with the ugliness of the world.

The FAA commented on this incident with a list of dog-free airlines, saying people with a severe or threatening allergy should try to fly those if possible. Of course, that’s easier said than done considering how much some airlines tend to almost have a monopoly on certain routes.

I watched the video and I have to say that, yes, the cops were being pretty rough, AND the woman was being unbelievably self absorbed (not respecting the time of the other passengers) and refused to leave on her own, even when she begged the police to allow her to leave on her own.

We live in a world were animals are allowed on planes, so if you have a SEVERE allergy the following would have probably been a more reasonable route:

I’m okay with this one. If I can’t claim allergy to screaming or stinking kids on flights, then I don’t think people should be allowed to claim pet allergies either. Pets are generally far better behaved, plus you can get antihistamines for those allergies. There is nothing that makes kids on planes tolerable.

Hold the muthafuckin phone.

I’ll thrown my hat into this ring.

Goddamnit, just write the damn pages already.

Do you have to look around and cross your arms for a “Oh fo-real” to be a true threat?

I love everything about everything here.

Depends on how you define “politics”.

I don’t tune into sports to be enlightened.

“See me...” is an underrated gem. It a warning, that doubles as an appointment slot for an impending ass whoopin.

I said the same exact thing to my husband last night when the trailer came on while we were watching TV. There’s no way the dog survives, thus there’s no fucking way I’ll be watching that movie. Even Idris Elba’s hotness can’t save it.

i, too, hate it when i accidentally do a public racism.

I will NOT see The Mountain Between Us because that is a BEAUTIFUL DOG and I know they’re going to kill the SHIT out of it and I’m going to bawl my effing eyes out.

I’m more interested in the way she made it sound like 3 generations of her family fought in Vietnam.