I’ve tried to like/understand the appeal here and I don’t get it. (I’m old, but not that old.) The song is no different or better than the seemingly endless “trap” songs saturating the world right now. And she is not any more charismatic, goodlooking than any other female artist out there. Nor is she an exceptional…

I spent the whole weekend in comfy clothes without makeup. It was glorious. The amount of effort and money spent on looking maintained can be used playing with my dogs or sending it to a charity that rescues dogs or buying cute dog related toys and such. Basically, time and money on nails/looking pretty is better…

This girl.

Naw, the word she’s looking for is “tacky”.

An indie makeup company just released a Baba Yaga blush this morning. The timing of the release on the same day as the results of the poll is actually complete synchronicity since it’s part of their Halloween collection that was developed and scheduled for today a while ago, but I feel like I should mention it anyway.

Daddy likey?

What the odds OJ will be found to have CTE? Seems likely.

Should have drank more water.

The fact that racial justice and a more fair criminal justice system aren’t considered “good, non-partisan causes that ‘everyone can get behind’” is exactly why people should be pressing on the issue.

Of course her name is Becca.

Earth itself is nice. The dominant species is garbage, though.

I insist A) that Pluto is a planet, and B) that Uranus’s unfortunate name is canceled out by its cool sideways-ness and by how it is usually rendered in a sinister greenish color.

GTFO with your hot Pluto takes. This isn’t Pitchfork.

I voted for Baba Yaga, but I agree. Beauty tutorial would definitely assist in kicking off this hot new beauty trend.

If you’re going to do the Magnum PI look, you have to commit all the way and wear the short shorts.

“Please keep in mind the other mystery here, concerning how one guy can invite 44 people to his bachelor party.”

If you tuck in your Hawaiian shirt you should be kicked out of anywhere you go.

Why is talking about the reality of what Black women face anti-Black male? We are always told we’re being divisive when we talk about what’s going on. It’s a great way to silence us and nothing has to change. This has nothing to do with white people and what they want.

1. Are you clean-cut if you have a 3 day beard?