Difficult to classify, as it all depends on what you do and don’t consider to be a “boat.”

Your post would be a great printed on a Jalopnik T Shirt!

Let’s check the Crack Pipe Checklist:

The last BOF steel Jeep Wrangler before FCA ruins changes it and moves production out of Toledo.

Why do you hate good things

Ford will obviously follow the same blueprint they used with the last Ford GT. I can see these appreciating in value just like the old

Easy! (and I HATE Mustangs)

You want a car that will be comfortable an bulletproof for decades of abuse? 1996 Volvo 960 with under 90k original miles. And yes, it's RWD. Hoon away.

Ford Crown Victoria: unkillable badassmobile. This one has met its reserve, under $3000.

This guy drove a Ferrari around a Hawaiian island for 8 seasons.

Positive pumping work best pumping work.

Since when is PacMan on Google Maps a hoax? It’s absolutely true. I played it yesterday.

if I remember correctly it was never Ford making those claims.

Yes, which brings me to another point. Too big.

Buy a Forester.

Get a 2wd.

I'm intrigued, and will be testing this based on your recommendation.

Yeah, sell it and buy a wagon.